Raini Heitz

[Dave @lildickytweets]

Retweet if you want a season 2

[Raini Heitz @rain_heit]

Today Ryan farted while my mic was on while on zoom with a group of classmates I am not friends with, and my professor. Instead of apologizing he verbally blamed me for it. #probssleepingonthecouchtonight

[Raini Heitz @rain_heit]

Here’s me announcing that I hope Dave is renewed for a new season every year forever @lildickytweets

[Wisdom Teeth Videos @WisdomToothVids]

This gotta be the funniest wisdom tooth video ever 🤣🤣🤣

[Raini Heitz @rain_heit]

Ryan: “You always look like a bitch, it’s hard to tell when you’re laughing” Me:

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

It's all about ME!

[Raini Heitz @rain_heit]

@DrakeandJosh_NC WHERE’S THE BATHROOM!!!?

[Raini Heitz @rain_heit]

@bubbaprog @tomsegura Makes it even harder to take the guy seriously when you find out he got eyeliner tattooed on

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

Two words...No Mercy

[Naya @Versace_Condom]

Wait somebody dropped 200 kidneys off to the hospital and it didn’t alarm y’all ????

[Raini Heitz @rain_heit]

#RickandMorty

[Raini Heitz @rain_heit]

Lmao Canvas shut down while I’m trying to submit my paper and still have to take a quiz. I legit am crying right now

[Raini Heitz @rain_heit]

Swear he just called him “John Hardballs” #NFLSunday

[Raini Heitz @rain_heit]

@olivegarden @eheverly

[Raini Heitz @rain_heit]

Someone please tell me why my laptop battery will go from fully charged to 6 min remaining every time I turn it on before class

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

My work here is done.

[Raini Heitz @rain_heit]

Ryan and I both in bed by 11:30 is such an accomplishment 🙌 I could not be happier or feel more at peace than I do right now with him by my side

[Netflix @netflix]

“Investigators are searching for a person of interest who fled the scene. Anyone with information on this massacre is asked to call the police immediately.”

El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie comes to Netflix and select theaters on October 11.

[Raini Heitz @rain_heit]

I could drink McAllisters chile lime dressing

[Raini Heitz @rain_heit]

Ryan brought home roses for me today because I'm "a good wife"