Raina Maas

Throw kindess around like confetti 🎉* Coffee Appreciater 🍵
|Proverbs 31:25 💒
Burger King Employee 🍔🍟
HHS ALUMNI 💙🎓

[Raina Maas @raina_maas]

@riley_maas :" you want to know what I had for lunch today ? I microwaved a fruit potato".

[Raina Maas @raina_maas]

Customer 1: where are the ketchup packets?
Me : right over there
*gestures*
Customer 2: where are the ketchup packets?
😑😑😑

[Raina Maas @raina_maas]

@riley_maas :" i already have Benadryl in my system no worries ".

[Ethan @ethanpls_]

I think it’s important to remember that some people just suck

[Raina Maas @raina_maas]

@riley_maas :" why is it called Eat n Park when you park and then eat ?"

[Raina Maas @raina_maas]

Me :" Hi what can I get for you today?"
Customer:" A new wife. "
Customer :" I'm being serious."

[Raina Maas @raina_maas]

@riley_maas:" dad will you take me to Cameron's?"
Dad:" sure if you shovel a pathway for the car "

[Raina Maas @raina_maas]

Dad :" Raina there's a heat wave. It's 14 degrees now" ...

[Raina Maas @raina_maas]

@janarkum @_d0mo_

[Raina Maas @raina_maas]

Dad:" i spent enough money at Shop n save this year that your Grandma gets a free 22lb turkey".
😂

[Spencer Crandall @SpencyBoo]

“I shoulda bought you flowers..” 🥀

[Raina Maas @raina_maas]

@riley_maas @janarkum @BhadBhabie Just no

[Riley Maas @riley_maas]

You know you have a caffeine addiction when you don't drink coffee and it feels like you've been run over by a bus.

[Raina Maas @raina_maas]

Dad :" stop eating so much sugar. I just got your teeth fixed".
@riley_maas :what I heard was " your teeth are fixed celebrate by eating sugar".

[Raina Maas @raina_maas]

Me:" your outfit would look better if the writing on shirt was the same color as your pants ".
@riley_maas :" well the world would be a better place if the Holocaust didnt happen and criminals didnt exist".

[Raina Maas @raina_maas]

My dad just muted "Invincible " to play the noise Chewbacca makes 😂

[Raina Maas @raina_maas]

@riley_maas just started crying when she realized it wasnt Friday...

[Raina Maas @raina_maas]

*talking to Riley*
Me:" my heated blanket feels like a nice warm hug".
@riley_maas :" thats the loneliest thing youve ever said ...."

[Raina Maas @raina_maas]

Dad:" i think i like the left twix better than the right one ".
😂😂

[Raina Maas @raina_maas]

Quote of the day :
* while on outside boards*
" Toaster dont fail me now"

[Brianna @Haunted_bitch]

There's no normal way to milk a human 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @raina_maas