Max (the winking bird)

Intenstive odd unit
I love cartoon animals. 🇺🇸/🇯🇵 Aspergic anthro-enthusiast.

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Buying the unicorn drink from Starbucks is actual slave mentality

[tara strong @tarastrong]

Pearl meets #Twilight @MiniTherapy 💜💜

[Max (the winking bird) @rainbowtylenols]

Telling myself that I'm like SpongeBob so I don't stick my head into the deep fryer at work

[Max (the winking bird) @rainbowtylenols]

You are all my pawns.

[Max (the winking bird) @rainbowtylenols]

Almost 4 in the morning, and I'm vividly imagining how my body would feel fighting to keep my head above quicksand

[Max (the winking bird) @rainbowtylenols]

@masterdesattar1 Gimp-mania

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Wearing my black Dickies, Invader Zim messenger bag, and listening to Skinny Puppy like a true DeviantArt edgelord.

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@BronyJugend

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PLEASE TARA STRONG GIVE ME A CHANCE

[tara strong @tarastrong]

2013 #NewYearsResolutions I vow to stop making out with my cousin

[Max (the winking bird) @rainbowtylenols]

@liquidfatlus Dude ENOUGH.

[Max (the winking bird) @rainbowtylenols]

What are some good... Erotic thrillers

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@SolarisMaree https://t.co/wKHwrNjncU

His best work, honestly.

[Max (the winking bird) @rainbowtylenols]

My kids will not believe in Santa. Fuck off

[Max (the winking bird) @rainbowtylenols]

I'm a 170 cm Chad

[Congrats! @SuperYTube]

diddy_67 Oh! You should see this video: [link removed] [link removed]

[Max (the winking bird) @rainbowtylenols]

WE GOT WEIGHTS IN FISH

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...I just found out that I get paid monthly and not bi-weekly