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People call me a millennial but I'm actually a Click-Click-BOOM'er.

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Mask on @WWEAsuka
knee to go with
@Iyo_SkyWWE
knee-yo. Nobody's ready.

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Do 30 push ups before you talk to me.

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Tha hardest job has to be animal shelter employee writing bios for GUINEA PIGS!!!

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Condolences to everyone finding out on Spotify Wrapped they aren't tha number one Taylor Swift listener

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I guess what I'm most thankful for is despite having several cases of energy drinks in fridge, as soon as I leave I'll stop for a cold one.

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GENIUS
いつも一番
@Iyo_SkyWWE

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I know y'all don't like to read about God too much on here, but when I woke up my clock was already set back an hour.

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This pizzeria in "Five Nights at Freddy's" neither is as scary nor has as many RIPs in a week as tha Charles Entertainment Cheese I lived near for years.

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Watched tha entire "Fall in the House of Usher" on Netflix and they don't mention Chilli from TLC even once ???

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If Drew Barrymore wants to win back tha American people, her first guest should be E.T. to tell us what they don't want us to know about aliens.

Second guest should be Matt Rife.

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Most people don't know that venues only take merch cuts if your shirts suck.

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In every gym in America right now there's someone with no delts wearing a Dragon Ball Z shirt.

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I've never done drugs but I get why people do if it's anything like tha high from making a To-Do List of chores & then crossing one off once completed. 🥵😍

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Michale Graves talks about tha only Misfits record I ever had a lunchbox of. @RadioDeadly

https://t.co/g7FoTSBjDJ

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Industry plant-based menu

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Pee Wee would have wanted you to make tha movie theater joke.

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I used to be called a HOARDER for keeping all my cool stuff...

Now I'm told it's VINTAGE by posers who pay me 10x retail for my used clothes. So sick.

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Men will literally stop at ten different gas stations to find a new energy drink instead of going to therapy.

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Years ago, you couldn't just make an *nlyF*ns, you had to become...

A SONIC CARHOP!

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As a good looking person, I love what Matt Rife is doing for comedy; We've been discriminated against for too long!