Ariana

Hoping we can become worthy of planet earth... 🥑🌌🚯🐈🚵🎃

[Ariana @raindance_aria]

Ugliness is a birthright; we come out of the womb face scrunched and screaming. It's only conditioning that makes you feel that ugly must be fixed.

[Ariana @raindance_aria]

On more than one occasion I thought captures of @BetoORourke were of him talking to the youth…And I suspected he was targeting the wrong audience. Then I realized he’s just a giant and they’re average sized adults. 🙃 Hope you win, kind giant.

[Ariana @raindance_aria]

@TitPostLeft Landlords are not trying to get rid of the property.

[Ariana @raindance_aria]

@KupcakeProse I don’t know that I’d want to - but I’m adverse to cannibalism and would likely survive on that principle alone.

[Ariana @raindance_aria]

Part of an attractive bar environment is lively banter from the bartenders.

[Ariana @raindance_aria]

Why do people care what you look like? It doesn’t matter - it’s not their body. Their opinion carries no weight here. Only you do that. 💋

[Ariana @raindance_aria]

@cwalkenisgod Damn! Go, Joe! Happy birthday

[Ariana @raindance_aria]

@cwalkenisgod Imma FT you WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT. It’s spooky season, after all 👻

[Ariana @raindance_aria]

When I don’t feel like being a dolphin, I obvs feel like an elven, woodland creature & that’s fine by me.

[Ariana @raindance_aria]

Personally, to shave or not to shave is not my choice of a political statement.

I shave when I feel like being the smooth dolphin of my dreams 🐬

But it -feels- punk rock whenever someone strokes my hairy legs.

[Ariana @raindance_aria]

Even more so, because most of my leg hair is pale af, so you really only know when you’re stroking them 😂

[Ariana @raindance_aria]

@hannahlovesep @lynelmilk @edible_toenails Hahahha it me

[Ariana @raindance_aria]

@SuperWendyWoman My go to is usually coffee or tea, water, and coconut water or other light & refreshing juice 😂 but sometimes booze 💦

[Ariana @raindance_aria]

@SuperWendyWoman Music, consuming/ witnessing art, people watching, & the 3 beverage routine (1 for caffeine, 1 for hydration, and 1 for fun).

[Ariana @raindance_aria]

Maybe I’ll look back a decade from now & wonder where my mind was. Maybe not. I hope I’ll look back proud… Proud of my courage. Proud of my tenacity. Proud I kept picking myself up over & over again, despite the blows & detours - maybe even because of them. 🔥

[Ariana @raindance_aria]

I am my own muse. Not bc I’m obsessed with myself, but bc I’m the only muse available 100% of the times I’m ready to create. The self as muse allows me to direct, produce, and disperse creations without needing anyone else’s approval or needing to guard their hearts.

[Ariana @raindance_aria]

I only require my own damn heart’s approval, but she’s fickle and ever changing. Recording my own personal evolution thru creation fills me in a way no other experience can.

[Ariana @raindance_aria]

Patience, darling. Your time in the sun is coming 🌞💋

[Ariana @raindance_aria]

When people underestimate you, use it to your advantage. When you’re ready, reveal that you’re a badass. If timed strategically this has comical results & results in greater personal satisfaction.

[Ariana @raindance_aria]

@cwalkenisgod

[Ariana @raindance_aria]

Is anyone else anxious that @POTUS hasn't made an announcement on student loans yet? If we have to pay in September, now would be a good time to know that. Sincerely, Anxiously Awaiting an Announcement 😫