Ben Blazquez

Still searching for intelligent life on Twitter.
Focusing on humour, nature, running or technology.

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@virginmedia What is the issue in Slough SL3 area. No broadband for 24 hours, no explanation given. If Mc Donald's ran out of burgers for 24 hours they'd go out of business!

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@NoContextBrits So Daddy's doctor said I'll be king within 18 months. Totally bloody awesome!

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@NoContextBrits Whinging and putting ourselves down

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@shinthantlin274 @SpursOfficial @HSBC_Sport Maybe, if your players can stop getting red cards

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@SloughCouncil Great! As there will be more recycling, can you collect once per week please? P.S. have you seen how much dirtier the streets are since you went to fortnightly collections.

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@HistoryToLearn Peshwari Naan

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@HistoryToLearn Electric chair

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@NoContextBrits Knob End

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@NoContextBrits Kwik Fit

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@NoContextBrits All the remote controls

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@NoContextBrits A kidney

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@NoContextBrits Bellend 3

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@NoContextBrits Bellend 2

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@NoContextBrits Bellend 1

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@interestingaf How many lifeguards do they have?

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@OGutan3 @Baddiel @BenKentish Quite right. My toilet brush would find that very offensive.

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@Baddiel Best leave it up so everyone can know that Milan Dawood is a King Canute

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@spanishpod101 Vamos! Venga!

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@sloughobserver No they should not resign: I'd love to see what would happen if Johnson took the Tories to another general election, they would get shredded.

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@MichaelRosenYes He was showing our support for the Ukrainians and their president. Yes he took the opportunity for a cheesy photo opportunity, and he repels me. What were you doing apart from sending this tweet?