Nose: cook the pizza, it’s gonna be amazing.
*cooks pizza, removes from oven*
Stomach: terrible mistake, if you eat the pizza you’re gonna hurl.
What the heck is wrong with me 😫
The worst thing about writing a paper isn’t the actual writing. It’s when you accidentally hit the X and close out all the tabs you had open that you were using to write it.😑
Sometimes I wonder how one day people are over the moon for their kid and the next day their kid has fallen off the face of the planet and you never hear of them again. 🤷🏼♀️ Quit having children if you don’t want to love and care for them! #rantover
Marshmallows roasting on an open stove,
The smell of hamburgers nipping at your nose,
Writing Center friends with their eyes all aglow,
MERRY PUMPKINPALOOZA TO YOU