rian

get out of here you ghouls

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@ComradeLuanne

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I firmly believe adachi is the only person in y7 who knows how to drive.

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not gonna lie arakawa is both a way worse father and also way cooler than kazama.

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no one does eye gauging like yakuza

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are these new york people on twitter for real? ima start a mock twitter where I act like richmond is the most *unique* place on earth. where do u even go to get tiny $5 donuts when you don't have a sugar shack in every section of town???? how do u live?

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lady has a lot of eyeliner, guy has beard, unconventional color scheme, probably a fuckton of plants around, assorted other quirky white people in the background. boom. that's it. that's the shoot.

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every wedding photo of every slightly quirky straight white couple looks exactly the same. they are identical. sorry.

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I know this is a 20yo opinion, but I still cannot believe there are people who actually enjoyed liv tyler as arwen.

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Every time celebrity nudes leak, I look them up and every time I feel moderately disappointed. Not that they aren't fine or whatever, it's just...I don't know...I guess I expect more from celebrity genitals, y'know? Maybe like some gold plating or something? Or new colors?

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pro skater making me listen to a reel big fish song in the year of our lord 2020 is a crime against humanity we cannot go back.

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update: I'm still fuckin great at pro skater.

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time to play the thps remaster and by association attempt to recreate the last time i felt happy

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The Internet is cool because it's like what if there was a way to specifically know in real time how much better than me everyone else is

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my mom only buys mini sodas and every time I drink one I'm like you know this product would be amazing if it was like twice this size.

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Henry cavill is the coverboy for nonthreatening boys magazine now

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just tried to login to my old community college for transcripts and found that I set myself the most on-brand custom security question ever: who is seymour guado's mother?

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me, on my professional twitter: i am feeling discouraged for x reasons.
me, on this twitter: i wanna fuckin die.

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doctors are the cops of health.