Tom Buchanan

Likes: Myrtle, my money, my muscles. Dislikes: Jay Gatsby, West egg, and you, probably.

[Tom Buchanan @raininghundos]

I've been told women only love me for my money but then again at least they don't cry over my shirts

[Tom Buchanan @raininghundos]

@rulingtheCongo it could be the ultimate AP assignment #aplittwit

[Tom Buchanan @raininghundos]

@rulingtheCongo dude that's what I'm saying. We'd be even deader than you. #aplittwit

[Tom Buchanan @raininghundos]

What would happen if you swapped Daisy and I for Kurtz and his African lady friend? #thehorror #aplittwit

[Tom Buchanan @raininghundos]

@iruleeastegg maybe. George was going to check out Gatsbys pool and come tell me who's is better

[Tom Buchanan @raininghundos]

Told Daisy I was only with Myrtle to hit it and quit it. Maybe next time I'll explain the meaning of the figure of speech #aplittwit

[Tom Buchanan @raininghundos]

@raininghundos #aplittwit

[Tom Buchanan @raininghundos]

It's Mr. Steal-yo-girl-have-my-wife-kill-her-and-blame-it-on-her-1st-love

[Nick Carraway @3rdwheel5evr]

Tom is a savage.

[Tom Buchanan @raininghundos]

Lol taught by Daisy and I #aplittwit https://t.co/QunUQ8UjRl

[Rejected AP Classes @rejectedapclass]

AP How to Get Away With Murder

[Tom Buchanan @raininghundos]

Happy Mother's Day to my wife Daisy, you beautiful fool who definitely failed drivers Ed. #aplittwit

[Tom Buchanan @raininghundos]

Gatsbys out there chasin' that green light while I'm out here chasin' tail and hundreds💸💰💎 #aplittwit