— Nneka

funnier in person ,🇺🇸🇳🇬.• I’m barely on here check out my IG instead. I Rt a lot

[✨M✨ @_theweeone]

It’s not even about the make-up it’s the fact his WIFE didn’t even cross his mind wtf is wrong with men

[Bukky baby @theOlubukolami_]

Lmaooooo

He’ll go back and get it or he’ll buy me everything in that box

Awon adara nita ma dara Nile

[The Creative ® @thecreativexx]

Solid grounds for divorce

[KENECHUKWU @Keneschart]

The people that enjoyed Uni like this are now the ones cutting student's hair. Witchcraft.

[We$t @flygodT]

As someone who went to boarding school with kids who were sent to Nigeria because they were “stubborn” I’ll tell you for free it’s a waste of time, and your kids might actually come back worse.

Also, this country doesn’t do anything aside from producing docile young adults who can’t stand up for themselves or think critically.

[Oyinda @Oyinda_x_]

I literally can’t wrap my head around the fact that there are women who live worse in their husbands house than they ever lived in their father’s house.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

People who have access to you have no idea how unreachable you are to everyone else, until they become everyone else.

[Muna @Munalozy]

😭😭😭

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me when I see someone with my name
(I'm the original)

[Muna @Munalozy]

Once your matter comot water for my eye, you go need peform magic to prove your worth to me again. ☹

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

One thing nobody tells you about adulthood is how fun it is to become your own person. One day you randomly start liking jazz, olive green, expensive dark chocolate, documentaries about volcanoes, weird lamps, sparkling water, books about loneliness in Tokyo, silver jewelry and quiet cafés. Your personality keeps unfolding forever if you let it.

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

“Low effort friends,” meanwhile the whole time they may be at rock bottom, fighting for their lives, but still forcing themselves to show up because they don’t want to be those friends who always ruin plans or make excuses.

I have said it before: money makes you a better friend, partner, sibling, parent, colleague, etc. When you don’t have money, you cannot bring your thoughts to life. You turn down invites from friends to avoid embarrassment, and lowkey they begin to think you don’t like them like that.

Okay, then you decide to show up with the little you have, probably because your friends insisted that it doesn’t matter and they understand your condition. But you get there and realize everyone came correct, and suddenly you begin to feel small. You start overthinking everything; how you look, what you wore, what you ordered, what you could or couldn’t contribute.

I know we are all assuming because we do not know these people’s stories. However, it is not nice to label strangers “low effort friends” just from a video they made and posted themselves.

Also, if you are not liquid enough to comfortably show up for an event or gathering like this, I strongly advise that you don’t show up tbh. They will still see you as a bad or low effort friend anyway. But they’ll be alright. Only you truly know your story, your struggles, and how hard you are trying to stay afloat.

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

People don't really understand that if a person is loyal to you, it's because of their character and morals, not because you are special.

[Ronnie, the Founders’ Storyteller🦋✨ @ronn_aa]

I don’t think Uzoamaka realizes how validating call of my life was, as these things

1. A girl who likes color.
2. A girl who has her walls so up because she doesn’t want to get hurt again.
3. A girl who loves with all her soul, after it’s earned.
4. An intentional gifter.
5. A hard worker.
6. A stylish girl: that scene with the chunky platforms and knee high socks did something to the teenager I was.
7. An intense girl

May you never lose your fire. And if you ever do, I hope the universe send you so much fuel.

[Flying Enemy 🍁 @FlyingEnemy]

@hlovo_ Ever notice that people who are applying for a job often dress more neatly than people who've worked there for years?

[EgoKuwait 🇰🇼 @Egokuwait]

Try Dey impact people positively,
No be every time dem go Dey regret knowing you.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

forever in a rush to get home and do nothing but lay down😂😭

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

I no longer understand what’s going on in this FROM tv series. The writers are beginning to lose the plot.I’m confused and getting tired atp.

[Charlee @4Charleee]

He was intimidated by you before he even approached you. Some men resent themselves for feeling attracted to a woman they perceive as out of their league, so instead of approaching with confidence they try to humble you first to regain a sense of control. Men are losers