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sheena ringo stan 🎼 bad at writing music 🎸 at least okay at classical guitar 🖋 left is best • they/them

[PWHL Detroit @pwhl__detroit]

pov: you just added a history-maker to the roster 🇯🇵🫶 

We’ve signed Olympian Akane Shiga, who became the first Japanese player in PWHL history in 2024, to a two-year Standard Player Agreement!

📰 https://t.co/nIx1LdYV3q

[pnoffo @rainybit]

@jordynbtw helps when one of last year's contenders is suddenly Hughes - Mrázová - ? - ? down the middle lol

but it is a true Cinderella story for Vancouver if they actually are good next year

[pnoffo @rainybit]

@Mehar4731 @kylethethrill @ProducerDrew_ about 2% better. Maybe a goal and a couple assists across the entire season

[pnoffo @rainybit]

@gamedayhky I fear its the logo. imo the color combo is peak, although I wouldn't say no to a rebrand that leans more heavily into the black

[pnoffo @rainybit]

@kyokozumwinkle yes! she and Blair were both awesome

I wonder if Wilgren and Emily Zumwinkle convinced Murphy to do it

[pnoffo @rainybit]

@jordynbtw and had an awesome yr this year. maybe the most loved player at the x

I'll still wear it plenty, just bummed and dramatic lol

[Da Beauty League @DaBeautyLeague]

ABBY BOREEN DIVING FINISH! 🚨

#daBL2026 | @thepwhlofficial

[pnoffo @rainybit]

@jordynbtw lol you're smarter than I am, my Knoll jersey looking pretty sad rn

[Da Beauty League @DaBeautyLeague]

Announcing our first set of beauties for the final summer 👀

Puck drops tomorrow night at 5:00pm.

Jimmy Snuggerud & Jake Middleton

🧵(1/4)

[Dylan Loucks @DylanLoucks4]

After weeks of building, I'm excited to finally introduce PIR (Player Impact Rating). A new player evaluation model for the PWHL.

Read more⬇️
https://t.co/CAfa8Mq8ds

[pnoffo @rainybit]

@skillyp27 @paulbunyan97 @NHLRumourReport and a drunk

you'll keep workshopping things, I'm sure

[pnoffo @rainybit]

@selltheappelno @StatBoy_Steven @BetMyMortgage @Gavin2Willy "determined by dividing such compensation by the lesser of the number of years of the Offer Sheet or five"

bit in the parenthesis at the end of the paragraph, above the table

[pnoffo @rainybit]

@skillyp27 @paulbunyan97 @NHLRumourReport that's Ryan "elite 1C' Hartman to you

this fanbase is used to 3Cs being thrown with Kaprizov, you'll need to find a new dunk

[pnoffo @rainybit]

@jordynbtw Yzerman needs to go to therapy. Does he really think he's in a position to only accept players better than Larkin?

[pnoffo @rainybit]

@billygburner @Chrisjohns38542 @deathmtl2474 In a perfect world Yurov takes a big enough step to center 97, Shabanov is serviceable, and something like Coleman/Brink - Stramel - Hartman looks good enough to put on the ice

Could be a great team or an okay team come December

[pnoffo @rainybit]

@SourcesEF @Slate_of_Hockey @MakarTruther98 I'm getting the impression you don't work at all

[pnoffo @rainybit]

@MakarTruther98 you say that like its a bad thing, your brain is poisoned. this website isn't real

[pnoffo @rainybit]

@MakarTruther98 you're not making yourself look less juvenile. not that I'd expect more from an Avs fan