A dumb shitpost fake movie phenomenon on tumblr that didn’t exist this time last week (I think) nearly has the same amount of fanfics on AO3 as Avatar, the highest grossing movie ever made. I love the internet. Goncharov supremacy
I'll never get, I'll never get to be with you
I'll never get to share another cup of tea with you
Never get to let you know how much I think of you
I'll never get to tear your clothes off on the photocopier