Alice Barnes

Beer buff. Writer. Unapologetic travel junkie. Devoted problem solver. Tv expert. Certified organizer.

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"Sometimes it is not enough to do our best; we must do what is required." - Winston Churchill

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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. - George Ade

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You may think that we're just friends, but you really don't know how much you mean to me.

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You are my true love because I am always thinking of you.

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According to chain messages, I shouldve died 18 times, been raped twice, been cut 10 times. Either chain messages are fake, or I'm Superman.

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Every individual has a place to fill in the world, and is important, in some respect, whether he chooses to be so or not. - Nathaniel Haw...

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me: [breathe] mom: get rid of that fucking attitude

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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe~ Everybody wants to be somebody nobody wants to grow.

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I get horny so easy.

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What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk!

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"Nazis!" - the History Channel

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"I just can't control myself around you" - Me talking to a homemade batch of cookies

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Turning off the lights downstairs and running upstairs so no one kills you.

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Offering someone food and secretly hoping they say no

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People who produce good results feel good about themselves. -Ken Blanchard

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"Lets put the slowest computer ever into the gas pump & make people answer 15 questions before we allow them to pump gas" - Pump Engineers

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Where do homeless people find all these sharpies?

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Every day is a chance to turn it all around. Make today that day.

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Triumph is "umph" added to try.

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I needed you during the relationship... where were you then?"