kinda want anya to be the most scruffy looking mutt to ever exist and everyone is like “uhhh ilya your dog is kinda chopped” and hes just like “no she is the most beautiful princess puppy in all the world shut your fucking faces”
i love that book scott has only 3 years on hollanov bc it makes everyone’s dynamics so much funnier bc to ilya that man is the crypt keeper but to shane that’s his cool fun older friend mr hunter meanwhile to scott that’s a menace on the same level as god and the child he birthed
imagining the absolute devastation of the montreal rookie who was drafted before the announcement that shane is leaving the team for ottawa. signed up to be captained by THE shane hollander but instead they got *checks notes* gilbert comeau? patrice drapeau?? id lose my shit