me at pizza hut: yeah can i get a pizza
the skinnyfat straight guy that works there who calls himself pornified wobblemeat on his onlyfans where he takes fisheye lens pictures of his ass for bi guys: sure, what toppings are we looking at?
i really want a gf but im kind of a horrible person so instead i allow myself to fantasize about women for 20 minutes a day and then i go about my business