I just saw a Ryland Grace rp account that had “MDNI” in bio and just the imagery of a school teacher going “MINORS DNI” to his classroom of middle schoolers has been killing me for the past 5 minutes
hey did you know the word for wasp in french is nothing to like the word for wasp in italian so when you’re in a car with the uber driver and a fucking wasp flies in you’ll have to scream MONSIEUR IL Y A UN GROS BZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZ DANS LA VOITUREE AAAAAAA
I’m gonna rewatch project Hail Mary. Project Hail Mary won’t hurt me and erase my favorite characters from existence. Project Hail Mary has fun rocks and cohesive themes, too
@LongArmsPerk i don’t care that he pronounces eggs like that and says some goofy shit every time he turns on the stove he is as beautiful as a greek statue and i will watch him make creepy jello salads until the sun engulfs the earth
for the record, the correct fandom etiquette on how to let someone know you didn't like their fic is to not engage with it. don't finish it, don't comment, don't bookmark it publicly, don't kudos it. you are welcome to critique it privately with your friends.
AO3 is not social media, it's a library. Fanfic is not content, it's a hobby. Fic writers are not published authors who should stay out of fan spaces. They ARE fans. Fic readers are not clients or customers, they're fellow fans. The sooner people realise all that, the better.
@ShawnHatosy shawn hatosy i seem to have grown deeply fond of you there are many carnal urges or desires but you also come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa's orchard