James Raiswell

James Raiswell, writer. Works on retainer? No! Money down!!

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OMG this may be my new favourite internet thing!!!

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

🎶 Let's talk about six, baby... 🎶

🎥 @ViasportFotball

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@Six_Pack_Mom Don’t forget washing nine loads of laundry and buying $300 worth of groceries. That usually keeps me busy until about 4 pm on Sunday.

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@MetalBlakedowns @squeeethan @ThePlotInYou I want that jacket.

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@jonawils Going to that same party tonight. Think you could give me his number so I can borrow it?

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@ChefReactions Vile, desiccated fruit. To the depths of hell with it. Ketchup too.

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@Hebsyman Always enjoy your writing. Thanks.

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@EmpiresPuzzles Does this mean the Timesaver VIP will be removed? To stop easier (faster) farming?

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@LTLFest Big shout out to all the staff and especially the shuttle crews. Can’t believe you moved so many people in - and especially out - so smoothly.

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@SOTSPodcast And it was *that* good.

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@barneyronay “…the look of a man who lives in a yak fur-lined ski lodge and plays Padel with the crown prince of Liechtenstein every morning.”

Brilliant.

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@Wolves Thank you for such a poignant tribute. YNWA

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@semenyo924 @afcbournemouth @LiverpoolFC @premierleague You’re a class act, mate. Good on you for rising above the trash and doing what you do best. YNWA

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@AnfieldEdition @_pauljoyce Said as much after that game. Someone will buy that fella for a ridiculous price. Turns out it was us.

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@RealOxfordComma No. Any comma is needed. Doesn’t matter how it was educated. Unlike the sub writer, it seems.

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@World0fEcho God chili I’d do anything for you/just tell me what you want me to

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@livescore You could also say they're the most successful club this week. Both are correct; neither tells the whole story.

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@jennyalaking @Revolvermag “The way to succeed and the way to suck eggs.”

(I might have got that wrong. It’s been a while.)

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@TopMGSzn One for @maxrushden I’d say.

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@YourAnonNews Surely the bigger concern is, what happens *when* he discovers what one is…

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@SteveWarneMedia @DunrobinDistill He looks sad.

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@vkon1 I've got no love for either side, but I could honestly watch someone hoover their front room if you did it in Lego.