Regina Breeden

[Regina Breeden @rajaja]

http://t.co/AMJPAtwfms Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

[Regina Breeden @rajaja]

Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. http://t.co/h7ZiO3d28y

[Regina Breeden @rajaja]

http://t.co/zLdJZXxaeU No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

[Regina Breeden @rajaja]

http://t.co/DfnlNBTWLD Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

[Regina Breeden @rajaja]

It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/b6WsiNg00A

[Regina Breeden @rajaja]

Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? http://t.co/0K6F3vBJp6

[Regina Breeden @rajaja]

"Vini Vidi Venti" --I came, I saw, I ordered the large coffee at Starbucks. http://t.co/wfBdCTUy

[Regina Breeden @rajaja]

http://t.co/KLbgcpbK "Luke, I have no idea who your father is." #AlternateUniverseFilms

[Regina Breeden @rajaja]

I put a huge brown paper bag over this keg. So people won't know I'm drinking at work. http://t.co/LkEZxQgW

[Regina Breeden @rajaja]

http://t.co/XpF0TB92 "God I wish I was riding a dinosaur right now." - My brain, circa now.

[Regina Breeden @rajaja]

http://t.co/aav7OMmY Hey General Motors, what about an electronic drum set on the steering wheel? You're welcome.

[Regina Breeden @rajaja]

Anyone wanting to hide information from me should just put it in a spreadsheet and email it to me. http://t.co/Osyif9Mf

[Regina Breeden @rajaja]

http://t.co/zuRCWo9B Just turned my welcome mat into an unwelcome mat by spray painting "CANCER" across it