Rajat Mehtani

Wanderlaze. Water connoisseur. Bibliofool.

[Rajat Mehtani @rajatdotm]

@GauthamGtgg So are you my sweet honey pie 😘

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@varun12 Hey man, I have their shares. More power to them 🤙

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#Aguero replaces Suarez at Barcelona for the role of Messi's bestie.

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

The suddenness of the irony.

[Rajat Mehtani @rajatdotm]

My dad's sitting with the banned apps list like an obedient child and deleting the ones he has on his Xiaomi phone. #TikTok

[Rajat Mehtani @rajatdotm]

Four short films. One month. Challenge Accepted.
Netflix Home Stories. Written, shot and produced during the lockdown.

WFH is passé. At The Glitch, we hustle from home.

#netflix #homestories #quarantinediaries https://t.co/NZCLdDCQi7

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Who called this new feature thought fleets and not brain farts?
A real missed opportunity.
#Fleet #FleetsFeedback

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@DeShobhaa Nice selfie @DeShobhaa Where's the locust?

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@OfficialWilllF you just couldn't click with my friend @sahiljaya. You need to up your game bruv

[Jawaharlal Nehru @PMNehru]

Before anyone blames me, I would like to clarify that #YesBank was established in 2004.

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How many years, Pep? #ManCity

[Apke Sapno Ka Warhead @whoiswrs]

@kunalkamra88

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What did Hitler say before releasing gas into the chamber?

[Rajat Mehtani @rajatdotm]

Dear #ArnabGoswami sir, free suggestion for you. To avoid getting pestered by hooligans like @kunalkamra88, stop traveling by commercial airlines.

Hire a private helicopter instead. It's guaranteed the best mode of transport. 👍🏻

#KobeBraynt

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@Alchemist932 @GauthamGtgg Lol, I say tear down Jamia college and build a mandir there. #Isitwithdelhipolice

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@RedAlbiceleste Also want to know what your agenda against muscular men is, if that's what your problem with this meme is.

Keep in mind that the meme is on a male sports team that involves men working out as part of their fitness regiment.

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@RedAlbiceleste @TheRedBrahmin Isn't it time you stop using pop culture as an excuse for your chauvinistic biases?

[Rajat Mehtani @rajatdotm]

@RedAlbiceleste @TheRedBrahmin Talks about bringing down stereotypes by using an argument that conforms to societal steotypes.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Rajat Mehtani @rajatdotm]

@RedAlbiceleste Also, just a reminder that your myopic comments are on a meme depicting a cartoon sponge. Things people do for woke brownie points on social media

[Rajat Mehtani @rajatdotm]

@RedAlbiceleste Secondly, the word pictorial representation means visual metaphor. The LFC team doesn't actually get more buffed and stacked with time. This is a metaphor for how they get more angry and dangerous as time goes on. Not a trait I'd associate with any particular gender.