Lokesh Kamatam

Just realized that there's nothing like pre-written destiny.

[Tehseen Poonawalla Official 🇮🇳 @tehseenp]

I just received a call from @DelhiPolice and they have said not to go tomorrow to the residence of Hon'ble Transport & Highway minster shri @nitin_gadkari ji! But Nitin sir, you gave us a challenge to to get people affected whose vehicles are affected by E20Fuel! Sir you please give us an appointment!!

Secondly sir: yesterday you said your son's Ethanol business is just 0.07%, this sir is roughly about ₹50-₹100 crores a year! How many INDIANS earn that kind of money? Sir with humility, this is BETA BADHAO YOJANA & a conflict of interest. Sir we await your revert!

Tehseen Poonawalla
Team Bharat

[Dr. Deepessh Divaakaran (Dr. DD) @md_deepesh]

DONALD J. TRUMP
Nobody knows cricket better than me. Nobody.
India just won their THIRD T20 World Cup. By 96 runs. Huge margin. The biggest. People are saying it is the greatest cricket ever played in history.

My friend Modi called me.
Very emotional call.
He said, "Donald mere dost, we cannot do this without you." And I said, "I know, Narendra. I know."

Jay Shah came to me last year. Great guy. Very elegant. His father is more elegant. Amit Shah was personally trained under me. He said, "Sir, the ICC is a mess." I fixed it. Immediately. The way I fix everything.

I told Bumrah personally, bowl fast. Very fast. He took 4 wickets for 15 runs. Coincidence? I don't think so.

Rahul Gandhi tried to stop this.
He wanted India to lose. Sad. Pathetic. The opposition always wants India to fail.
Just like Hillary wanted America to fail.
Just like Obama wanted America to lose. Very bad people. Very evil.

Even Epstein was asking me about the World Cup. I said, "Jeffrey, not now. India is batting."

Modi should now recommend me for the Nobel Peace Prize. I made India win 3 World Cups. Nobody can do that. Only me. It was me. Only me.

I want the Nobel. Or I will take back the cup. Very nice cup. Beautiful cup. It was my design. But no Nobel Prize, I take the cup back. Very simple.

255 runs. First team to defend the title. First to win at home. First in history. First, first, first.

Shehbaz Sharif was very upset. Very very upset.
He was crying on the phone. But I am very good at fixing things.

I gave him 5 Trump Coins and 5 Melania Coins.
He liked it very much. Especially the Melania Coins. He was happy. Nice guy. Very nice guy.

You're welcome, India.
You're welcome, cricket.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER.

President of the United States of America.
President Donald J. Trump.

#T20WorldCup2026final #T20WorldCup #T20WorldCupFinal #T20WC2026Final #IndianCricketTeam #INDvNZ

[Lokesh Kamatam @rakchashudu]

Innocent confession!

[lolflix @lolflix_]

@sardesairajdeep MACROHARD this is you, you should be the last one to give moral lectures

[Lokesh Kamatam @rakchashudu]

@AadiAchint @Saintly_sanity @AadiAchint sahi pakada aapne

[Lokesh Kamatam @rakchashudu]

@AadiAchint Yeh kaun hai. Tharki processor jaisa dikta hai. Ek cheetah iske Ghar chod dena.

[Lokesh Kamatam @rakchashudu]

That's true damadam must kalandar @samartoor3086 @AadiAchint #achhaaji

[Major Sammer Pal Toorr (Infantry Combat Veteran) @samartoor3086]

Ye lo पोर्किस्तानिओ

[Lokesh Kamatam @rakchashudu]

Fun just started. You need some time to feel it

[Web Journalist @WebJournalistMe]

@ShivAroor What’s so funny, Brownie?

[Lokesh Kamatam @rakchashudu]

@AadiAchint USA should stop pretending. Everyone knows what's cooking. Only good out of this could be better days for people of Iran. Bharat will deal with any losses.

[Kreately.in @KreatelyMedia]

Didi is a legend

🥃

[Lokesh Kamatam @rakchashudu]

👏 whatsapp university.

[Lokesh Kamatam @rakchashudu]

The European Union is unnecessarily creating a tough future for the Europeans and some others. Listening to America and listening to trump are different things.

[Lokesh Kamatam @rakchashudu]

Advance congratulations to @BCCI and @JayShah for the upcoming india-pakistan cricket match. Kindly send VIP tickets to the women who were in pehalgam on 22nd April this year. #shameonbcci

[Lokesh Kamatam @rakchashudu]

@LarryECornell @abbythelibb_ True. Pakistanis don't beg America. They're bought by America.

[Lokesh Kamatam @rakchashudu]

@LarryECornell @Soul_of_Action @abbythelibb_ Hahaha..... Second joke I heard today. Send it to #trump

[Eli Afriat 🇮🇱 @EliAfriatISR]

🚨BREAKING: Report that Pakistan launched drones against targets in the Jammu region of India, thus violating the recent ceasefire.

[BJP @BJP4India]

𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐧𝐬, 𝐁𝐉𝐏 𝐊𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐫.

The Ministry of Home Affairs (MHA) has directed all states to conduct mock drills on May 7 to ensure preparedness and effectiveness of civil defence mechanisms. Key components of the drill include activating air raid warning sirens, training civilians and students in self-protection during hostile attacks, implementing crash blackout measures, initiating early camouflage of critical infrastructure, and updating and rehearsing evacuation plans.

𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞.

[Lokesh Kamatam @rakchashudu]

After warning builder, no action or precaution taken. Cracks extended till the walls of villa. 25ft hollow under pathway. Tried reaching police. No luck.

[Lokesh Kamatam @rakchashudu]

Wall fell from 25 feet. Pathway hollow for straight 30 ft. The builder was warned. No precautions were taken by builder. Cracks extended till the villas. Nobody from Builder has even turned up to see if any loss. Tried calling police, didn't turn up.

[Lokesh Kamatam @rakchashudu]

Gemini cannot figure out who is the current president of the United States of America? #USA chatgpt did.

[vivan. @VivanVatsa]

Mahabharata didn’t END after the BRUTAL Kurukshetra war.

Pandavas WON but at the cost of their loved ones. So they began LAST symbolic journey to Swarg Lok (Heaven); A MYSTERIOUS Dog followed them.

At Swarg Lok's gate, NO Pandavas was allowed to enter, except that "DOG"…