Rake

Greatest alcoholic alive

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[@realWokeism @realWokeism]

Karl Marx failed to consider the Steam Summer Sale

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

my cuck chair is a herman miller

[.✦ ݁˖ @dracaeon]

discord really the place where u can make ur name literally anything and ppl will call u that. ur name could be doorhandle and ppl will hop in vc talkin bout “yo doorhandle u gonna get on the game” 😭

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

i don't know how to flirt, I told her she's a pillar of the community

[xim2016 @6742]

if that’s your girl why is she going half armor to buy me a vandal

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I love music I even know a few songs

[Mike @hammerito]

I don't follow NBA a ton but shoutout to Bam Margera man

[Leo Gao @nabla_theta]

"twin", "king", "queen"... why are the youths calling each other mattress sizes

[Stefanø @rockstarjuulpod]

if you are ever feeling sad and lonely, remember that you are also struggling financially and probably a little ugly and everyone lowkey thinks you’re annoying

[bizerking @bizerking]

Having a new born and never speaking around him, letting the only sounds he ever hears come from the subbed anime I'm watching until he starts speaking fluent Japanese - then making him teach me instead of sending him to school

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

THE CIA IS HIDING THE EXISTENCE OF GNOMES FROM THE PUBLIC

[hunter @3gpmh]

doing a line of hope

[emily ʚଓ @promptprincess]

rest in peace khamenei he got hit by a bazooka
yeah i think about him every time i hit the hookah
kaboom kablow kaboom

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

how do lawyers not cry when they argue

[Colonel Jackie Treehorn 🇹🇹 @coljacktreehorn]

Chud walk. I don’t even understand how the fuck my chud talk

[A @seattleiminyou]

What if instead of teeth you just had one long tooth that went all the way around

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

sorry i can’t hang out today i have to wait until im perfect

[Rake @RakeQuake]

@socktickler I still have 3 hp. use cover bro

[Rake @RakeQuake]

@tiffdidwhat 2ffany