LrK

[LrK @rakuhneee]

2 nights in a row of @NoahKahan in my mid-30s call the chiropractor

[LrK @rakuhneee]

all of god’s blessings when he made me a pretty crier

[LrK @rakuhneee]

we moved past Saltburn too quickly

[Taylor @nhl_taylor]

If I had a nickel for every time a Russian goalie from a Florida team got in a fight this nhl season, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice

[LrK @rakuhneee]

how many Jakes can I talk to at once before I start confusing them

[LrK @rakuhneee]

to be heard without screaming.

[LrK @rakuhneee]

men are so easy

[LrK @rakuhneee]

when the entire roster responds to the thirst trap 😏

[LrK @rakuhneee]

we didn’t even kiss

[LrK @rakuhneee]

If you have spent any time at all dating in Denver, you could see this ending of LIB season 9 coming from a mile (high) away

[LrK @rakuhneee]

there’s always a tweet

[LrK @rakuhneee]

If I'm being honest, a war with Iran would completely ruin my summer vibes.

[LrK @rakuhneee]

Spending my summer grabbing men by the waist as I shimmy past them in the bar and putting my hand on their lower back as they scream talk in my ear.

[LrK @rakuhneee]

i can’t be the only person who is friends with these people and have witnessed that 70% of their camera roll is planes landing/taking off

[LrK @rakuhneee]

I’m so sick of the boring take “but why are all these plane crashes conveniently being filmed blah blah boring conspiracy theory” like there aren’t thousands of autistic little freaks that plan their days around watching planes/trains arriving and departing

[LrK @rakuhneee]

i have a headache from crying so hard

[LrK @rakuhneee]

So um why did no one tell me my old ass was not a comedy.

[LrK @rakuhneee]

Timothee Chalamet gonna play him in the biopic

[Brian Entin @BrianEntin]

Unmasked photo of alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO NYC killer.

[LrK @rakuhneee]

So youre telling me this one half naked guy with the sequined robe and this other half naked guy with the glittery shorts just perform like 30 minutes of foreplay and that impresses the straight men???

[LrK @rakuhneee]

I will be at closing night of the eras tour I will be at closing night of the eras tour I will be at closing night of the eras tour I will be at closing night of the eras tour I will be at closing night of the eras tour I will be at closing night of the eras tour I will be at clo

[LrK @rakuhneee]

TS bringing back the high low dress thank GOD