Reagan ⚜

Avid tattoo collector
What's life without music? Boring.

[Fred Figglehorn @mirbartierr]

When shorty ask u “What did u eat today?” And u gotta lie cuz u ate
12 icecream sandwiches

[Elisa! (bug) @elisun_]

Please don’t leave me I scale really well late game

[eve @csiirac]

If They Sleepin On You Tuck Em In

[trap dad @dude_gang]

counting cards at the tarot reading

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

Hey man, do you mind if we push this call til next week? I’m thinking one or both of us might die in the upcoming nuclear holocaust, which would pretty much solve this whole problem for us

[bonnie @wineorexic]

white people be like my dog is in ketosis

[dennis @basedondennis]

just had a historically bad day today and my coworker is talkin bout some “i dreamed you turned into roblox” not now bro

[Iker Aguirre @Orion_Cosmonaut]

Swim for 1 hr and do CAD in your head

[Deacon Blues @dribrats77]

My dad at 22: “Wow, I’ve been dating my girlfriend for a while, I should definitely propose to her and start a life together soon.”

Me at 22: “Bro can we please listen to Steely Dan right now”

[tomie @tomieinlove]

coughing babies have killed way more people than hydrogen bombs

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i can't keep up anymore happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

MLK if he was smoking weed: I did not have a dream

[araña @xanathgum]

real taco fans never speak ill of birria

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

People will be like “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a picture of their baby

[beetleplexx @beetleplex43177]

Me: Oh Boy i cant wait to see what my top song of 2025 is
Spotify Wrapped: youre so mature for your age
Me: what

[𐙚 @ethicalprncess]

i’m anxious on my mother’s side and avoidant on my father’s side

[cherry ☆ @lullabylarva]

i don't freak unless froken to