Illuminated being

rest up to the real ones!!! live life inc. Be the wave not the current. Ig ralfaloren

[Illuminated being @ralfaloren]

vivre une vie meilleure

[MILF @parlayprincesa]

this all i need

[Karan @ksenguptaa]

Brady ruined watching qbs for me bc whenever someone scrambles for no reason it pisses me off

[ISK @IyegereS]

No one thinks their ancestors were the ones shoveling the horse shit from the royal stable

[Charzoid @cheekz0819]

They dumbed down America on purpose. And mfs just let it happen.

[teflon don @theteflondon13]

For a quick second I actually thought the aunties were trippin and making up stuff.

This podcast was a slap to my face. I ain’t know it was that deep

[Goode Foods @goodefoodsfam]

Before you throw away that chickpea liquid from the can… you might want to read this. 👀

With certain eggs currently being recalled because of possible Salmonella contamination, this is a good time to remind everyone that the liquid inside a can of chickpeas is called aquafaba—and it can replace eggs in many recipes.

Use:

🥄 3 tablespoons aquafaba = 1 whole egg
🥄 2 tablespoons = 1 egg white
🥄 1 tablespoon = 1 egg yolk

You can whip it, whisk it or mix it into:

• Cakes, brownies and cookies
• Pancakes, waffles and muffins
• Meringues and macarons
• Chocolate mousse and whipped desserts
• Vegan mayonnaise and salad dressings
• Frosting and other baked goods

It’s plant-based, naturally cholesterol-free, useful for many people avoiding eggs—and it turns something most of us pour down the drain into an actual ingredient. Just remember that it replaces eggs functionally in many recipes, but it doesn’t provide the same protein or nutrition as an egg.

So the next time you open a can of Goode Foods Chickpeas, eat the chickpeas—but save that liquid. There’s still plenty of Goode left in the can. ♻️🫘

[VUH🎬 @Vuhlandes]

Yall have successfully bootlicked and cucked yall self into mass surveillance, data centers, no healthcare, unable to afford groceries or gas, can’t eat lettuce, paying for bombs that kill people abroad, masked losers terrorizing your neighbors..

[Eugenicorn @SwanSongPMC]

Duuuuude like I just gave him the wrong injection niggggaaa

[ً @artfuIchaos]

the mask falls off quickly when people don’t get their way with you. 🎭😂

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Stop acting like your life ended because one mediocre woman lacked emotional maturity.

[Very Damir @ShepardHeff]

Ralph Lauren can dress you for the beach, block, boat or boardroom. Can’t trust people who slander it 😂

[✨𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘 The INSPIRATION 💫 @_Mulaamamii]

Y’all don’t try Teeth Whitening, Braces, Invisalign, nothing! Just straight to them big ass piano keys!

[fisayo @fisayorhd]

sometimes you gotta hand a btch back to them weak ass nggas she used to

[11 @yhate_11]

them racks give u a feeling a hoe can’t

[Illuminated being @ralfaloren]

@BitemySkittle Shit crazy af

[21 SAVAGE @Big21savage21]

btches talk to 20 nggas. find out you text smb else & all of a sudden U a hoe & she hate yu 😂

[X @Xouy17]

You get to a point in life where you don't want nobody to know nothing about you.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

the potential you see in other people isn’t real. it is a projection of what you would do in their position.

[BowTiedPhys @BowTiedPhys]

Whatever made you weird as a kid is the raw material for whatever will make you genius as an adult.

Lean into it. Now more than ever.

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

the purpose of life is to become as calm as you possibly can

[Flash @Flashyasf]

Discipline my nigga.. discipline