Tim Eliasson

Founder of #CampRio14

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Chelsea owners BlueCo have signed Julio Enciso and he will play for Strasbourg, who are also owned by BlueCo, before being transferred back to Chelsea.

Good thing UEFA have thrown Crystal Palace out of Europe, though.

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Today has a much bigger meaning towards it.

The Glazers borrowed £604M to buy the club, loading that debt onto us.

We’ve paid £834M in interest - 138% of the original loan.

The debt is up 21% to £731M and still growing.

The family have taken £200M in dividends from the clubs revenue.

WE WANT OUR CLUB BACK.

#GlazersOut #FullSaleOnly

[MUFC SvenskaFans @MUFCSvenskafans]

Hoppas på ett ”statement” från United imorgon.

”LÄGG NER FOTBOLLEN”

[centredevils. @centredevils]

“Open heart surgery.”

[Samuel Luckhurst @samuelluckhurst]

Ashley Young thoughtfully wore a black armband today during Everton’s win against Bournemouth to pay his respects to Lady Cathy Ferguson. #mufc #efc

[Liam Canning @LiamPaulCanning]

I'm so sick and tired of Manchester United.

[Daniel Storey @danielstorey85]

Making the armbands black and white so you can't see the rainbow. We see you.

[Tim Eliasson @ralfthegreat]

@FilipLindblom @nickmaraldo Fina fina Pasternak!

[Tim Eliasson @ralfthegreat]

@ronbadji Hahahaha ruggig klassiker! Bättre förr!

[Tim Eliasson @ralfthegreat]

#GlazerOut

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

My wife was getting annoyed at me singing Wonderwall all day long.

She asked me to stop.

I said Maybe.

[Fledgling @FPLFledgling]

Pep rushing to Sheikh Mansour to ask for more signings after losing to Liverpool

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

My bank account right now…

[Phil Kitromilides @PhilKitro]

"Journalists" here absolutely slated Gareth for NOt SpEaKInG SpANisH... First thing he does in LA is speak Spanish. Legend.

[Marten de Roon @Dirono]

My management told me to post a holiday photo so my Instagram wouldn’t look formal with all professional photos. So: lovely holiday time. Can’t wait to get back and start the new season!

[Alex Turk @TurkTalksFC]

City have won the Premier League and have already signed a new defensive midfielder (when they have Rodri) and a striker.

United are coming back off their worst ever season and the owners have today nabbed £11m in dividends with no signings completed.

Absolutely shocking. #mufc

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Tim Eliasson @ralfthegreat]

@HenkeAnd Herregud. Vrak.