Allison

[Allison @ralli_alli]

@Suffragent_ As did the white people who could be seen in front of her in the rest of the video as blood poured out in front of them. You know who did actually help as soon as they realized what was going on? A black man. Don’t try to handpick details to serve your racism

[SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 @LorazeKim]

I love saying ‘sorry I’m out of it today’ as if there has been a day in the past fucking five years I’ve been in it

[DRE @DRE777_]

Duo lingo prepared me for this moment: un chat mange un croissant 🙂‍↕️

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

Being in your mid to late twenties is just saying “I can’t drink like I used to man” and then proceeding to try to drink like I used to

[Sarah Hollowell 🦝 @sarahhollowell]

Still can't do a load of laundry without thinking about that tweet about how humans don't have the ability to feel wet or something and that's why sometimes you're not sure if laundry in the dryer is still damp or just cold

[trash jones @jzux]

calling my representatives isn’t enough. i need to slap my representatives

[culture @notgwendalupe]

mentally i'm here

[Amy Van Gar @amyvangar]

Me as a child in the playground:

[trash jones @jzux]

does anyone else feel like their short-term memory has gotten scary worse? someone will ask me what I did that weekend and i will genuinely have to check my calendar to remember

[Allison @ralli_alli]

Some Mormons (assumption) have been going door to door in my area for weeks. They parked outside my house while the dogs were going potty and the dogs barked at them until they drove off 😊 treats all around

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i think if i was running for republican office i would just start saying that liberals want to allow abortion up until fifth grade and see how far that takes me

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

first trauma

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

102 in a crop top and no panties… have some respect

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

leave him alone wtf

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

why are we keeping it a secret where i’m supposed to tap my debit card. why am i slowly sliding it around the screen like i am cracking a safe

[j.cole @joecacola]

happy 30-50 feral hogs day to all who celebrate