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[r a c h e l 🦩 @rallphie_]

Taking my anxiety meds with highly caffeinated beverages is my brand

[r a c h e l 🦩 @rallphie_]

@nahughh I’m sorry for your loss

[r a c h e l 🦩 @rallphie_]

This makes me feel older than preordering blink182 tour tickets. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Heather O. @HeatherOman1]

Once I did that test where they shoot dye into the Fallopian tubes. Was told I might have some slight cramping. Was left shaking on the table in pain. This week a dental hygienist offered me topical pain relief while she cleaned my teeth. Even teeth rank higher than uteruses.

[r a c h e l 🦩 @rallphie_]

@nahughh That’s the way it’s supposed to be. Me whole family says it’s this way but I’ve never heard anyone else do it 😂

[r a c h e l 🦩 @rallphie_]

Does anyone pronounce this right?

[prance @bocxtop]

don’t understand ppl who are productive during the weekend, weekends are for feeling weird and wondering if ur friends hate u

[Dr. Bradley J. Sommer 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @DrHistoryBrad]

My generation says “No worries” instead of “you’re welcome” to 1) show that doing a favor for someone doesn’t need to be a transactional thing and that we’re happy to help, and 2) because if they really knew how worried we actually were, they’d never ever talk to us again ever.

[r a c h e l 🦩 @rallphie_]

@nahughh @madihamberger Hi I second Etsy plant purchases. Also Planterina sells them and has free deals sometimes.

[Lucinda @hellollouix]

I sold a rug to someone on marketplace and they just sent me this picture with the message “little man is chuffed”

[Jay @JenE4rmTheBlock]

never deleting this app.

[iliana @diizzzzle]

Me in a nutshell 😭

[r a c h e l 🦩 @rallphie_]

@smilinggetsmeby What a pretty morph!

[r a c h e l 🦩 @rallphie_]

@xomadigan @nahughh Do it!

[r a c h e l 🦩 @rallphie_]

I’m experiencing crippling despair of having to take a third and possible 4th day off work. Not even about the D&C procedure I’ll get, but for letting my coworkers down. I never take time off and it’s messing with me.

[karate chop kate @k8christensen11]

Non-Utah living, non-mormon friends from high school are starting to post about crumbl and like it’s just so bizarre to me. Cookie companies and these ppl live in different worlds in my head and the collision is just too much

[r a c h e l 🦩 @rallphie_]

People who dislike/complain about sensors in their cars are just bad drivers.

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

did anyone else’s mom’s make them toast w butter and cinnamon sugar? dam that rocked.

[flabbycurves💚💛🧡♥️💖💜💙 @GummiPie]

The president of a lawyer recruiting firm accidentally emailed me ABOUT me 😭

[r a c h e l 🦩 @rallphie_]

@MegMonk Try Revolution Plus! It’s the best on the market for cats 🐱