damn y’all live like this?

sum stuff my roommates say

[damn y’all live like this? @rallyhome]

this is a lot of peanut butter cracker for one night

[damn y’all live like this? @rallyhome]

mcscuse me

[damn y’all live like this? @rallyhome]

every night instead of “goodnight” she says “i hope you die in your sleep”

[damn y’all live like this? @rallyhome]

i was Jesus’s attorney

[damn y’all live like this? @rallyhome]

abraham lincoln pineapple

[damn y’all live like this? @rallyhome]

who the fuck said i’m drunk? i’m sober as hell

[damn y’all live like this? @rallyhome]

i can’t imagine eating a salad for dinner. unless it’s a dinner salad.

[damn y’all live like this? @rallyhome]

ok that’s enough poptropica for tonight

[damn y’all live like this? @rallyhome]

“im australian”
“im diabetic”

[damn y’all live like this? @rallyhome]

what if i leave college with no lifelong friends

[damn y’all live like this? @rallyhome]

wow these fruity pebbles taste like cereal

[damn y’all live like this? @rallyhome]

he’s just a gay man!

[damn y’all live like this? @rallyhome]

do y’all ever get ravenous over juice

[damn y’all live like this? @rallyhome]

make like a baby and head out

[damn y’all live like this? @rallyhome]

i never cared for labor

[damn y’all live like this? @rallyhome]

i mean i think if you were spirited and straight you’d join a frat

[damn y’all live like this? @rallyhome]

did you know that all 50 stars on the flag are represented by Carl’s Jr. chicken nuggets stars

[damn y’all live like this? @rallyhome]

i mean she was just an alcoholic how much can you hate an alcoholic

[damn y’all live like this? @rallyhome]

chase garbers loosely resembles a hard boiled egg

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@lil_lyssa22 alyssa what