eschaton immanetizer

[eschaton immanetizer @ralphjjrecto]

that bowl has gabapentin and catnip…the cat speedball

[eschaton immanetizer @ralphjjrecto]

I did tarot combinatorics today

[eschaton immanetizer @ralphjjrecto]

wrote a commit message by hand for the first time in months.

"tweaks"

[eschaton immanetizer @ralphjjrecto]

My friends’ non binary cat (they are too young to tell)

[eschaton immanetizer @ralphjjrecto]

I sometimes go through my Dropbox account and stare wistfully at my old proofs for Analysis or (graduate) Algorithms, thinking I used to be so smart. Then I snap out of it and reply “what??? Please elaborate” to a coding agent thread

[Reflection @reflection_ai]

Beam is now available across platforms, with open weights under the Apache 2.0 license - in collaboration with an ecosystem of 40+ partners.

We're releasing:
- Weights, tokenizer, and reference implementation
- BF16, FP8 and NVFP4 weights and a DFlash2 drafter
- The open source harness we built and trained Beam on: Mirror CLI

Weights and model card on Hugging Face: https://t.co/tPqWpk9RXL

[eschaton immanetizer @ralphjjrecto]

I went to London with the intention of buying a Barbour jacket but went home with a sick vintage Carhartt…something something American soft power

[Reflection @reflection_ai]

Introducing Beam: a highly efficient agentic open model with 501B total parameters and 23B active.

- Frontier reasoning efficiency
- Advances the Western open frontier on coding & agentic tasks
- Trained end-to-end from scratch

Full weights release this month.

Learn more about Beam: https://t.co/c3Qx2cpM8G

[eschaton immanetizer @ralphjjrecto]

?

[eschaton immanetizer @ralphjjrecto]

@stillfuckingmen clearly it’s keeping me looking young

[eschaton immanetizer @ralphjjrecto]

Getting carded to buy zyns smh

[Brunella @brunellaism]

now that every other person seems to be deep in the throes of AI psychosis it feels like the perfect time to relisten to the one record that first understood what it’s like to be thrust into a terrifying future you can barely understand, that best captures the histrionic doomerism of 2026, that really conveys what is it like to be sad and lonely and online, and also my favorite album since age twelve: ok computer https://t.co/44XbVzEztj

[eschaton immanetizer @ralphjjrecto]

Wow life comes at you fast

[eschaton immanetizer @ralphjjrecto]

Used to go to this old diner in soho hungover all the time and they served you breakfast with a lot of contempt. Miss that tbh

[eschaton immanetizer @ralphjjrecto]

@best_ex_gf extra seasoning

[eschaton immanetizer @ralphjjrecto]

@best_ex_gf 👎

[eschaton immanetizer @ralphjjrecto]

@stillfuckingmen What could the context possibly be

[eschaton immanetizer @ralphjjrecto]

This lady is building a mine by herself in her northern Virginia suburb backyard and it’s great https://t.co/WDgVAqpzBz

[Chris Beiser @ctbeiser]

Let me answer honestly: I did eat your plums. I found them in the icebox, and I'm not going to pretend I didn't know you were keeping them for breakfast. I understand if you're upset by that. There's one more load-bearing detail I should mention: they were so sweet, and so cold.

[eschaton immanetizer @ralphjjrecto]

I am…Ralphstradamus

[eschaton immanetizer @ralphjjrecto]

PROGRAMMING IN 2052
me: hey buddy, how about you go find the sum of these integers will ya
laptop: sure thing boss