Ralph Longstaff

have been described as a “good kid” by multiple Italian mob bosses

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Gonna do weird shit in front of every woman I see so that when they go home and tell their friends about it they fail the bechdel test

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I tried to rage bait on NWSL twitter and they just didn’t engage

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My sister straight clowning me for scrollmaxxing. It’s never a rewarding job to carry the references of the whole family

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Ordered an angel shot at the Genius Bar and they kicked me out

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@UTDTrey 2 goals and an assist to beat golden gen France btw your goat has 1 career KO goal

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@PHLSixersNation Are you denying the rise of #BroomeService

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@kirawontmiss On Ronaldo’s payroll btw

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@sixers @NBA Announce bron

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Miles Robinson and mark McKenzie should see 0 knockout stage minutes

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We are all Greek tonight. Channeling @rhysthepounder to beat turkiye

[Ralph Longstaff @RalphLongstaff]

Darren Fletcher and Owen Hargreaves far and away the best commentators this World Cup

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Scenes if Sithole scored a winner

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@teddyfresh99 Wout would be a prime candidate for study

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Tuning back in to Brazil Scotland to watch Neymar’s abduction 👀

[Ralph Longstaff @RalphLongstaff]

Tyler Herro

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@rhysthepounder Adingra has to hit that first time

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I hope someone 2 foots nagelsmann

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@NadySzobo @ESPNFC Bro he was off the pitch it was nicolas Pepe playing a ball to Simon adingra

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They just gave schlotterbeck a perc

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Alexi lalas shut your clown ass up pls

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Corrupt fifa made the call that’s the weakest red card I’ve ever seen for Qatar