Ralph Rantignago

FIGURE IT OUT JIMBO! SORT IT OUT TRAV! WATCHING CANUCKS GARBAGE SINCE 1970. STANDING UP FOR THE BLUE COLLAR WORKER. #HOCKEY

[Ralph Rantignago @ralphrantignago]

@taj1944 @SadClubCommish IN THE WORDS OF FRANCESCO…

FIX IT!

[Ralph Rantignago @ralphrantignago]

CANNOT BELIEVE HOW OL’ TRAV GREEN TREATED MY DEAR BUDDY GEOFF PADERSSON THIS WEEKEND! ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR FROM THE GAMBLER! CANT STAND THE HEAT TRAV!? GODDAMN OVERPAID PRIMADONNA! THIS BOZO WOULDN’T LAST A DAY ON THE JOB SITE! IT’S AMATEUR HOUR TRAV! APOLOGIZE! #HOCKEY

[Ralph Rantignago @ralphrantignago]

PRETTY SURE WE KNOW WHO THEY LOVE J PATTS!! #HOCKEY

[Jeff Paterson @patersonjeff]

some Ralph Krueger love here at The Rog

[Ralph Rantignago @ralphrantignago]

DIDN’T TRAVIS GREEN DAY HAVE A SONG CALLED “WAKE ME UP WHEN NOVEMBER ENDS”?!?! WAY TO GO, COACH!! HELLUVA LOSING STREAK! HOW YA FEELIN #BENNINGBROS?! SPRAINED ANKLES FROM FALLIN OFF THE WAGON?! YA TURDS!! #HOCKEY

[Ralph Rantignago @ralphrantignago]

10 GOALS IN THEIR LAST 5 GAMES AND 5 OF THEM CAME IN 1 GAME!! THAT’S THE OFFENCE WE KNOW AND LOVE!! GODDAMN TURDS! DISGUSTING DISPLAY!! FALLING APART BEFORE OUR VERY EYES! FIGURE IT OUT, TRAV!! YOU TOO ALANIS!! #HOCKEY

[Ralph Rantignago @ralphrantignago]

BLOWN OUT BY THAT CRAP TEAM!! WAY TO GO YOU TURDS!! THREE GOALS IN THEIR LAST TWO GAMES!! PATHETIC!! JUST AMATEUR HOUR BULLCRAP!!! FIGURE IT OUT, TRAV!! #HOCKEY

[Ralph Rantignago @ralphrantignago]

I DONT THINK THAT WAS A HALLOWEEN COSTUME, JOSTENS! #HOCKEY

[Justin Morissette 👊🏻 @JustinMoris]

throwback to the last time I wasn’t busy working on Halloween and could go all out

[Ralph Rantignago @ralphrantignago]

DID TRAVIS GREEN BET ON THE CAPITALS!?! MY GAWD, WHAT A GODDAMN DISGRACE THAT WAS! THAT WAS AIRPORT BATHROOM STALL QUALITY AFTER A LONG HAUL FLIGHT!! DISGUSTING #CANUCKS! REMEMBER THIS LOSS LATER THIS YEAR YA NERDS! #HOCKEY

[Ralph Rantignago @ralphrantignago]

WAS INFORMED THAT THOSE 1040 TURDS TALKED ABOUT ME TODAY ON THEIR SHOW BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ARE CRAVING RALPH! MADE UP SOME BS ABOUT RANTS! WHATEVER YOU SAY GUYS! I HEAR EJ HRADEK’S PULLIN’ IN SOME BIG NUMBERS! #HOCKEY

[Ralph Rantignago @ralphrantignago]

THAT’S LOVELY BUT I’M NOT GOING ANYWHERE, YA TURDS! #HOCKEY #POLITICALHOCKEY

[Adam Hunter @AHiddyCBC]

Sask. Conservative candidates leading or elected in 13/14 ridings. Packed in here now and big cheers whenever a local result is shown. Chants of “Goodbye Ralph” as well. #elxn43

[Ralph Rantignago @ralphrantignago]

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?! WE’RE REALLY GONNA GIVE CREDIT TO GREASY TAN MAN AND PRIVATE DRANCER HERE?! ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO BROCK BOZO?! I CREATED BOZO!! #HOCKEY

[The Athletic Vancouver @TheAthleticVAN]

When it comes to using hockey nicknames, Chris Tanev is a natural.

So with help from some of his teammates and our @ThomasDrance, here's Tanev's comprehensive guide to the Canucks' nicknames: https://t.co/TvRAf0NgMx

[Ralph Rantignago @ralphrantignago]

I AM EXTREMELY UNIMPRESSED WITH THIS 650 NEWS! I THINK WE MIGHT HAVE ANOTHER RANT COMING SOONER THAN EXPECTED! #HOCKEY

[Ralph Rantignago @ralphrantignago]

IS THERE ANY DAMN COINCIDENCE THAT I CARVE THE CRAP OUTTA BRANDY SUTTER AND HE’S PLAYING LIKE THIS?! RANTS KNOWS! #HOCKEY

[Ralph Rantignago @ralphrantignago]

HEY NERDS! SOME VERRRRRRRY BIG NEWS COMING LATER THIS WEEK! (I’M TALKIN PHIL KESSEL BIG). STAY TUNED, YA TURDS! #HOCKEY

[Ralph Rantignago @ralphrantignago]

OLD NEWS YA JERKS!! #HOCKEY

[Ralph Rantignago @ralphrantignago]

ANOTHER CRAP CANUCKS SEASON ABOUT TO BEGIN! OMG THIS IS GUNNA HURT! AMATEUR HOUR AT IT’S FINEST!! REALLY HOPE BOZO’S BACK IS OK! BARRY PETTERSSON BETTA BE THE REAL DEAL! HEY FRANKIE, YOU WANNA PLAY SOME E-SPORTS?! THOSE NERDS HAVE A BETTER SHOT AT MAKING THE PLAYOFFS! #HOCKEY

[Ralph Rantignago @ralphrantignago]

WONDERFUL TO SEE MY GUY BOTCHPHIRD JOIN THOSE GEMS HALFJORDS AND BRUFF AT THE ATLANTIC! HOPE YOU REALLY FIND OUT WHERE JAKEY WAS THAT NIGHT!! #HOCKEY

[Ralph Rantignago @ralphrantignago]

I JUST CANT WITH THIS TEAM! OL’ RANTS TOLD THEM TO TANK RIGHT FROM THE START! BUT NO, YOU GO 6-1-2 DOWN THE STRETCH! GO FROM 2ND WORST TO 6TH! GREAT JOB GUYS!! FRIGGIN CLOWNS! AMATEUR HOUR YET AGAIN! #HOCKEY

[Ralph Rantignago @ralphrantignago]

I’M GONNA MISS YOU SO GODDAMN MUCH HANK AND DANNY! THE WHOLE CONSTRUCTION SITE WILL! XO! #HOCKEY

[Ralph Rantignago @ralphrantignago]

IT HURTS! IT HURTS SO GODDAMN MUCH! DONT GO HANK AND DANNY! RANTS NEEDS YOU! JOHNNY THE CONSTRUCTION WORKER NEEDS YOU! WE ALL NEED YOU! #HOCKEY