CANNOT BELIEVE HOW OL’ TRAV GREEN TREATED MY DEAR BUDDY GEOFF PADERSSON THIS WEEKEND! ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR FROM THE GAMBLER! CANT STAND THE HEAT TRAV!? GODDAMN OVERPAID PRIMADONNA! THIS BOZO WOULDN’T LAST A DAY ON THE JOB SITE! IT’S AMATEUR HOUR TRAV! APOLOGIZE! #HOCKEY
DIDN’T TRAVIS GREEN DAY HAVE A SONG CALLED “WAKE ME UP WHEN NOVEMBER ENDS”?!?! WAY TO GO, COACH!! HELLUVA LOSING STREAK! HOW YA FEELIN #BENNINGBROS?! SPRAINED ANKLES FROM FALLIN OFF THE WAGON?! YA TURDS!! #HOCKEY
10 GOALS IN THEIR LAST 5 GAMES AND 5 OF THEM CAME IN 1 GAME!! THAT’S THE OFFENCE WE KNOW AND LOVE!! GODDAMN TURDS! DISGUSTING DISPLAY!! FALLING APART BEFORE OUR VERY EYES! FIGURE IT OUT, TRAV!! YOU TOO ALANIS!! #HOCKEY
BLOWN OUT BY THAT CRAP TEAM!! WAY TO GO YOU TURDS!! THREE GOALS IN THEIR LAST TWO GAMES!! PATHETIC!! JUST AMATEUR HOUR BULLCRAP!!! FIGURE IT OUT, TRAV!! #HOCKEY
DID TRAVIS GREEN BET ON THE CAPITALS!?! MY GAWD, WHAT A GODDAMN DISGRACE THAT WAS! THAT WAS AIRPORT BATHROOM STALL QUALITY AFTER A LONG HAUL FLIGHT!! DISGUSTING #CANUCKS! REMEMBER THIS LOSS LATER THIS YEAR YA NERDS! #HOCKEY
WAS INFORMED THAT THOSE 1040 TURDS TALKED ABOUT ME TODAY ON THEIR SHOW BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ARE CRAVING RALPH! MADE UP SOME BS ABOUT RANTS! WHATEVER YOU SAY GUYS! I HEAR EJ HRADEK’S PULLIN’ IN SOME BIG NUMBERS! #HOCKEY
Sask. Conservative candidates leading or elected in 13/14 ridings. Packed in here now and big cheers whenever a local result is shown. Chants of “Goodbye Ralph” as well. #elxn43
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?! WE’RE REALLY GONNA GIVE CREDIT TO GREASY TAN MAN AND PRIVATE DRANCER HERE?! ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO BROCK BOZO?! I CREATED BOZO!! #HOCKEY
When it comes to using hockey nicknames, Chris Tanev is a natural.
So with help from some of his teammates and our @ThomasDrance, here's Tanev's comprehensive guide to the Canucks' nicknames: https://t.co/TvRAf0NgMx
ANOTHER CRAP CANUCKS SEASON ABOUT TO BEGIN! OMG THIS IS GUNNA HURT! AMATEUR HOUR AT IT’S FINEST!! REALLY HOPE BOZO’S BACK IS OK! BARRY PETTERSSON BETTA BE THE REAL DEAL! HEY FRANKIE, YOU WANNA PLAY SOME E-SPORTS?! THOSE NERDS HAVE A BETTER SHOT AT MAKING THE PLAYOFFS! #HOCKEY
I JUST CANT WITH THIS TEAM! OL’ RANTS TOLD THEM TO TANK RIGHT FROM THE START! BUT NO, YOU GO 6-1-2 DOWN THE STRETCH! GO FROM 2ND WORST TO 6TH! GREAT JOB GUYS!! FRIGGIN CLOWNS! AMATEUR HOUR YET AGAIN! #HOCKEY