Pizza Boy

Last night I got drunk and fucked a Perfect 10 model

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Remote workers at 11:47 AM on a Friday

[hannah montoya @hannahcmontoya]

lemme see u flush that 9-iron 160 white boy

[Pizza Boy @ralphytweets1]

Can’t take this from us Mamdani

[Bol @Boltweetss]

#EuroMaxxer

[Bol @Boltweetss]

#EuroMaxxer

[Pizza Boy @ralphytweets1]

@Boltweetss Get the rodents out

[Pizza Boy @ralphytweets1]

@GoingParabolic Nice birdie

[Pizza Boy @ralphytweets1]

Today is for Iran. Leave it all on the field

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

The Brooklyn Nets:

- 13 losses in last 15 games
- Worst record in NBA since the New Year
- Lost to Knicks by 54 PTS on Wednesday
- Lost to Clippers by 37 PTS tonight

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

You have no idea what this Russillo news means to me (a white guy in his 20s that loves the NBA)

[Pizza Boy @ralphytweets1]

Rusillo leaving the Ringer is more heartbreaking than when my parents got divorced.

[Gracie @graciem120001]

"What were the Bill Simmons and Ryen Russillo Sunday Night NBA pods like?

[Bbg @BigBlueGoonie]

Yes my two sons are hopelessly addicted IPad kids, but we only allow all-22 and NFL plus.

You’re kid is disassociating to cocomelon and mine is diagnosing a hidden quarters coverage, they’re not the same.

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

Tom Brady’s wife got her back blown out by a jiu-jitsu instructor

[Pizza Boy @ralphytweets1]

@barryblowbomber Best one I’ve seen yet

[Barry Blowbama, MD (6’4) @barryblowbomber]

I know for a fact that chicks boss was dying to say this to that poor nigga #SloaneLevine

[Pizza Boy @ralphytweets1]

@JujuSweetness_1 @urmomsbookie Never a doubt!

[Pizza Boy @ralphytweets1]

Kon Knueppel becomes a Brooklyn Net tonight. God Bless us all

[Pizza Boy @ralphytweets1]

“He can’t go out today, it’s a Sunday!” the Leftists screamed out

[Billy Reinhardt @BillyReinhardt]

The newest Houston Rocket, Kevin Durant, tells heckling Knicks fans that Fanatics Fest today that he doesn’t regret not joining the Knicks.

“I’m a Net for life, baby!”

KD loves the trash talk with Knicks fans.