Stephen Ralston

Co host @sofbadmonkey podcast [email protected] / Go Places Do Things

[Stephen Ralston @RalstonSte]

@mchooyah Dude , that’s some funny shit , you should try stand up

[Stephen Ralston @RalstonSte]

@mchooyah @joerogan @mchooyah fucked and dead ,
fucked and dead

[Stephen Ralston @RalstonSte]

@PSEGdelivers
Delivers excuses
Delivers ineptitude
Delivers delay
Delivers inconvenience
Delivers customer disservice

[Stephen Ralston @RalstonSte]

@obs776 @BountyHunterJD Bro so happy you liked it !!!

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@obs776 @BountyHunterJD Thanks bro always forward

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@mchooyah @mchooyah Camp Mercury

[Stephen Ralston @RalstonSte]

@mchooyah It’s soy juice , there is no soy breast

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@jesseroman5 @jockowillink Just wow ! Please never proofread a response. Some cat with 2 followers prompted this thread. Obviously he speaks from experience.

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@Katievanslyke In the history of daughters ever !!!!

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@mchooyah Cunts are gonna cunt

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@obs776 @sofbadmonkey @WestSmokey Glad you like it bro !!!

[Stephen Ralston @RalstonSte]

Just so you know , if you’re slamming weights in the gym unnecessarily, people want to crush your skull. Just sayin

[Stephen Ralston @RalstonSte]

If you’re a gay dude , which is cool , helpful hint , don’t be eye bangin a straight dude whose neck is as big as your waist. Just sayin

[Stephen Ralston @RalstonSte]

Men , it doesn’t matter how fat you are , NEVER wear a girdle to the gym !!!

[Stephen Ralston @RalstonSte]

One day I hope to see a Hare Krishna and NOT want to punch them in the neck

[Stephen Ralston @RalstonSte]

If you’re going to be a fitness trainer look like you’ve lifted something heavy or done an endurance sport. Just sayin

[Stephen Ralston @RalstonSte]

Every time I’m approached by a Hare Krishna I say “Fuck off Froot loop” and giggle due to the alliteration.

[Stephen Ralston @RalstonSte]

@MTA Thank you for constant disappointment, you take in billions and return next to nothing. Audits are obscenely overdue

[Gary Vaynerchuk @garyvee]

Limit your time with people who see the downside of every situation

[Ken Rutkowski @kenradio]

Meanwhile in Mexico ...(Ancient gods are awaking ?)