Shit Ram says

[Shit Ram says @ram_madness]

I like my burgers how I like my women. Thick. #hardees #meatsweats #jimmyhoward

[Shit Ram says @ram_madness]

Sweatin' harder than a fat chick's inner thigh' on the 4th of July! #meatsweats #reallyheavybitches #yeahiwould #draperracing

[Shit Ram says @ram_madness]

Yeah she was 45, but drives a jeep. Act like I give a fuck.

[Shit Ram says @ram_madness]

Hot girls in wife beaters get me hard, and I don't get hard.

[Shit Ram says @ram_madness]

Shits rotten

[Shit Ram says @ram_madness]

I only golf for the smokes and legal drunk driving #putts4days #triplebogeynation #johndaley4prez

[Shit Ram says @ram_madness]

I woke up and my neck hurt so bad, I puked.

[Shit Ram says @ram_madness]

Sidewalks keeping me off the streets since 84

[Shit Ram says @ram_madness]

I'm fuckin shot boys

[Shit Ram says @ram_madness]

Stacks on stacks on stacks...50,000 sheets of toilet paper son

[Shit Ram says @ram_madness]

Haven't shit solid in 10 years

[Shit Ram says @ram_madness]

Hangovers are for pussies

[Shit Ram says @ram_madness]

I've been though the whores I'm town....it ain't good

[Shit Ram says @ram_madness]

Ahhhhh skinny jeans and a Blackhawks hat...fuckin pissing me off

[Shit Ram says @ram_madness]

Beer tastes like shit boys

[Shit Ram says @ram_madness]

Can't smoke or swear I'm fucked