rambling bard

honestly have no idea what to write.

[rambling bard @rambling_bard]

@Ubisoft @UbisoftToronto
hey are you gonna fix the patch?? i can't access any quest pass the first one i can't start A Seer's Solace and i've tried to installing it twice now and still no luck this is kinda game braking
#AssassinsCreed #AssassinsCreedValhalla

[rambling bard @rambling_bard]

Defender of the faiths 🤡

You know you're a cunt when your mum chose your nonce brother to be her favourite son.

[nyannie.hq @nyanniehq]

you have no guts😑

[Katharine Birbalsingh @Miss_Snuffy]

White people are terrified of being seen as racist.

If white guilt permeates the online world and our schools, then our adults will feel guilty too.

This helps neither whites nor ethnics.

My ARC speech:

[DocumentingLibs @HistorianUSA1]

Maury Povich voice: ‘You said your nephew… but in the case of this 3-year-old, you ARE the stepmom!’

Jerry Springer crowd loses it as Mom drops the birthday bomb: ‘Your sister and husband just “helped” make a baby 6 years ago!’

Family tree just became a pretzel. DNA kits for everyone, security to the stage! 😂💀

Who needs soap operas?

[Trad West @trad_west_]

>Plot centers entirely around fighting extreme government taxation and overreach
>The Sheriff of Nottingham literally collects taxes from the church poor box
>Friar Tuck gets so fed up with the state disrespecting the Church that he physically throws hands with the Sheriff
>Casts the Crusades in a positive light
>Male protagonist who risks his life for his people
>Unapologetically traditional romance with Maid Marian without any modern subversion
>Climax is literally a raid to break political prisoners out of a corrupt jail
>Story resolves when the rightful, divinely-appointed monarch returns from the Holy Land to crush the corrupt politicians
>Ends with a beautiful church wedding and a happily ever after

We need to make Kid's stories based again

[Tripping The Rift - Official @ttr_show]

Who do you want to be? Mommy or daddy?! 😭🤣♥️ #trippingtherift #cartoon #animation #trending #syfy

[🩷PINK LIZARD🩷 @POPO51332877]

The emperor is too skinny😢

[Joao @dollyp2025]

He just respectfully ended her career…😭💀

[Sami Nathaniel @NathanielSami]

The same person who thought there was World War Eleven doesn't know this basic fact of economics.!!! 😂

[Carl Benjamin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Sargon_of_Akkad]

There's no need to lose your nerve now. We are a fighting party and we are going to win everything by the end of this.

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

@Keir_Starmer You're an absolute DISGRACE! You're LYING.

You're dangerously trying to put a target on the backs of normal, patriotic Brits who care about this country.

Meanwhile you literally *welcome* dangerous Islamist extremists like Alaa Abd El Fattah.

RESIGN. You divisive, vile man.

[Ed Thomas @EdThomasNews]

WATCH the moment Labour lose Barnsley Council after 50 years in power.

“It’s hard, I’ve given everything to this town” - live reaction from Sir Stephen Houghton, he’s been leader of Barnsley Council for 30 years.

[GB News @GBNEWS]

'I've never heard anything like this in my life.'

@MartinDaubney is left speechless as analysis of Labour's performance in the local elections so far shows they have lost 83% of the seats they were defending.

[rambling bard @rambling_bard]

Our veterans protect our Kings & Queens & our country over hundreds of years, it should be the veterans sueing governments & MPs that gets us involved AND never forget the ones that didn’t come home trying to protect there love ones AND our country 🇬🇧 our veterans need protecting

[rambling bard @rambling_bard]

not-blood related whatsoever: No we can't have that, disgosting.
actually blood related cousins: oh yeah sure, we don't wanna be islamophobes...

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

The UK House of Lords has narrowly approved an amendment to ban p*rnographic content depicting sexual acts between stepfamily members.

The measure passed by just one vote

>Once it becomes law, publishing or possessing this type of content could become a criminal offence

>Online platforms and adult websites may be required to remove and restrict access to such material

[lyn @lyn49556]

#GenshinImpact

[rambling bard @rambling_bard]

"Dear Helldivers, we regret being clanker bastards, we regret setting foot on the creek and we most certainly regret that we are getting our asses kicked all the way to Cyberstan"

#Helldivers2

[Candra Keyframe @EyeCandryMovies]

#MetalGearSolid #snake #alcinadimitrescu #ResidentEvilVillage #Metaldeer