John Garratt

Following my journey from online to live poker hopefully culminating at the WSOP

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@ColeThereum

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@Mrs_Bodders Yeah I did it. Don’t know what you’re talking about was never shitting myself 😅

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If anyone wants to see how much weight they should lose, then they should go skydiving. Photos are not flattering 😅

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Dr: Where’s the pain?

Me: My ankles.

Dr: Take off your trousers.

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Lol. “Fruit” bowl.

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Just got phoned by about my PPI. Almost felt sorry for the other guy on the phone when I told him to remove me from the database.

Just a resigned “...ok” like he hadn’t scammed anyone all day 😔

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InSane

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@Stapes @nostalgic_scott @J_Hartigan Amazing Spider-Man 2 was actually dreadful

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There’s a reason it’s not called Great Brexit

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Signed for an apartment and get to do this...

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@LeighEvs88 Classy cards. Kudos

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Is it weird I’m just cheering for Jado Sancho and don’t actually care much for the result?

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@SkyPoker Boooooo #nodeal

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@FFPundits Oh I had aguero. Early transfer to aubameyang. Then forgot to use 2nd FT hazard to pogba so... erm... yeah

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@ownball

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Aguero out for Aubameyang and forgetting to use my other free transfer to do Hazard to Pogba. #FPL

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Moved all in with 77. Called by 1010. Can’t improve and it’s game over. Maybe next time @SkyPoker

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Day 2 of #SPTManchester @SkyPoker. 68 players left. 26 paid. I have 75k which is only 25BB. It’s go hard or go home time! Lets go.