After this tournament if you say with a clear conscience that Messi is not the greatest player you've ever watched you're lying. Walahi you're lying. I give up.
The incurable nostalgist in me will always want to make it about Pelé and Maradona and Cruyff as well … but Lionel Messi at age 39.
We have never seen anything like it.
Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!