salazar 🐍

Aspiring wedding planner | ♈️ | slytherin

[salazar 🐍 @ramerazalas]

@allisonmxy Do you still have the ticket available

[salazar 🐍 @ramerazalas]

Would love to rage with my cousin 😂

[salazar 🐍 @ramerazalas]

I’ve been doing weddings for 2 years, and I still have to google ceremony and reception definitions.

[salazar 🐍 @ramerazalas]

Did a lot of shit for work, only to give me shitty schedules. Can’t wait to finally leave that shit show.

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

THE DEMI KNEES.

[Kaydeyjkj @Kaydeyofficial]

That switch though.

[Sheem-beam 🪩 @cheembeam]

The way I screamed after watching the end of this video! 😩😩😩😂

[🧞‍♂️ @Scoulios]

Shawty got a pocket full of ass.

[Ayodele 🫧 @brodah_ayor]

Dog ran for its dear life 😂😂

[n @meatyraviloi]

nobody was doin it like her

[Andrew Wille @AndrewOptics]

The spot vs. the shot

[lau @alienncunt]

dream blunt rotation

[salazar 🐍 @ramerazalas]

They’re gonna open a hotdog on a stick at pearlridge 🥺🥺 Yesssssss finally

[salazar 🐍 @ramerazalas]

@stefenjc I had another one who wanted a hot iced latte 😂

[salazar 🐍 @ramerazalas]

“Can I get a tall grande hot chai latte”

Bitch. Which one is it???