Brett Ramey

Steve Jobs mixed with Steve Austin

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I think more folks would’ve survived the potato famine if we would’ve used the potatoes we had to make Runza fries

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I’m embarrassed by how long it’s been since I’ve felt the rush of seeing one of the American Pickers successfully bamboozle somebody’s grandpa out of an antique in his barn

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I can’t believe I’m 32 years old and I can’t play the banjo

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I’m not a conspiracy theorist but I have a hard time believing that EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting..

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@saul_434 Plz tell me you got a pic

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“Can I get the country skillet with bacon, white toast, and eggs over eas-OHMYGOD”

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This has gotta be Kyle Rittenhouse’s 9/11

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Hard to trust a bro with transition lenses in his glasses

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Absolute hall of fame pour at the water fountain today #CantTeachIt

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Presidential debate drinking game:

Take a shot everytime you realize “holy fuck these are our options for the next four years”

[Brett Ramey @rameybrett5]

@mma_orbit First the Mike Tyson fight gets postponed and now this? Jake Paul can’t catch a break

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Hyvee Gas has $1 FourLokos if anybody needs a felony

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@getbentnerd Never felt the urge to launch tea into a harbor until this spring

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@getbentnerd Ok dude I asked ONE question

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@EasyJakeOven30

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@GoHarg_GoHome @EasyJakeOven30

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@SureLock__ What we see What the toilet sees

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@TRock01 Umpire burned more calories than the center fielder

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@OmahaBloke Scale of 1-Scottie Pippen.. how good of a wing are we talking about

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@Brett_McMurphy @darrenrovell @ActionNetwork @TylerIAm not the helmet at the goal line