They call me Honda

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[They call me Honda @rammedearthluvr]

Why does the female body have to prepare for a baby every damn month. Like that is just way too high of an expectation. Twice a year seems sufficient.

[They call me Honda @rammedearthluvr]

I am horny!

[They call me Honda @rammedearthluvr]

@addisonmaly You will always be so special to me!

[They call me Honda @rammedearthluvr]

@morrisbee28 She doesn’t really appreciate being handled like that

[They call me Honda @rammedearthluvr]

@morrisbee28 I had a killer dance routine to “All Star” by smash mouth in second grade. I was so cool

[They call me Honda @rammedearthluvr]

@morrisbee28 You’ve been wearing them pretty regurally lately

[They call me Honda @rammedearthluvr]

@morrisbee28 Wait I do this sometimes after like the tenth one

[They call me Honda @rammedearthluvr]

@morrisbee28 “I’m trying to save my battery”

[They call me Honda @rammedearthluvr]

PSA: YALL *DO NOT* call shortbread a cookie. It is just not the same thing.

[They call me Honda @rammedearthluvr]

@morrisbee28 But sonic has the best grilled cheese...sooooo

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

suddenly i am injured

[They call me Honda @rammedearthluvr]

@morrisbee28 With paper and a pencil

[They call me Honda @rammedearthluvr]

If one more person above the age of 50 judges, comments, or asks about “Why I’d buy jeans with holes already in them” I’m gonna whip out a knife and cut some holes in their denim.

[They call me Honda @rammedearthluvr]

@LiL_Spacebuns CALLEDOUT

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@LiL_Spacebuns I feel outed

[Lil Bih @turbbo_thott]

Girls who wear a lot of rings are always the craziest

[They call me Honda @rammedearthluvr]

@ZoeyZeigler Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm what?

[ugh @gIitering]

i feel bad for Netflix era kids. they will never know what it was like to run to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom while a commercial break was on, and the sound of there sibling scream “It’s ON!!!”