gross

I'll rest on nets made by spiders fed on drug dosed flies

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I live for how obnoxious that “notify anyway” sends.

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*planning a vacay*
Him: “…to rent them.”
Me: idk what a Tarentum is, but if you think it’s big enough for us and the kids, that works.”

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Men seeing 2 wrappers: your cars a mess.

Also men: I’m out of body wash, can I use shampoo instead? Along with this 5 in 1 whatever the fuck that can also do oil changes?

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Things I hear while minding my business: “The only thing a white American male has to worry about is…sunburn really.”

😂

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There are really people who exist who treat dogs badly. How?

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This man really said “man, we should’ve went to sheetz for breakfast. 2 hotdogs for $1!”

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I’m tired.

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Where the hell are all the sour lifesaver gummies?

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There’s something about waking up early and making myself breakfast that really makes me feel like I have it together.

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Being out for covid literally only two weeks before taking maternity leave is going to drive me insane.

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Naked and afraid kills me. They’re like, trying to survive in places where people already live.

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Being biracial is cool, because I get to have a cousin on one side named Rebecca, and one on the other named Shaniqua. And I love that.

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My boyfriend just informed me that he's never heard of panic at the disco....i think I'm in a toxic and abusive relationship, bc WTF??

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All this baby wants is honey buns and bagels.

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Soft corn tortillas are not good. Idc what anyone says.

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My bf better appreciate the fact that I'm eating his favorite food even though I'm not a fan at all.

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Accurate. But I wanna know the female version.

[Isabel @ivxp01]

I shouldn’t have to ask

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Once a week, i try to write something fucked up on my bfs back while hes sleeping. Hes only caught me once.

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Just found out my dog is going to have puppies.
There's two pregnant "bitches" in this house. Neat-o.