I am thinking of just giving up drinking till Christmas. My bad worded that wrong. Thinking of just giving up and drinking till Christmas. #MeantToDoThat#RumAndCokes#Dip
Been trying to decide what type of summer I’m going for. I’ve officially had declared the summer as “the Birk” if I am unable to complete any task without my Birkenstocks then I will not be done. Seems simple yet daring, how far can I push them? We will find out.
Me and @Dareneisise66 Mount Rushmore for sports (in no order):
- Joey Chestnut
- Magnus Carlsen
- Tyler Toney
- Tony Hawk
Thoughts, queries, concerns?
#CancelAlexanderReed
Goal:
2 twin sons; highly competitive and turn into athletic beast. 2 years later 1 more son with Down syndrome. After the twins go D1, Me and AL will just watch WWE, golf, look at playboys, and have grilled cheeses till I’m gone. Sounds like a life I’d want to live. #SingMeUp
Things I’ve been enjoying
- Stronger Beer by Tim Hicks post 4 nations win
- Fat people at gyms, mad respect
- Getting photos with hot girls at bars
- making money off @Dareneisise66 chugging beers
- European Lagers
- Tug Boats
- Milk
I’m about to fuck up some dumplings, will I tip most likely not. I’ll never forget Pearl Harbor. (I know dumplings are Chinese and not Japanese I just don’t care)
They put my first mid term a day after the Super Bowl, fuck you, I hope you know it’s ur fault for the crimes that are about to be committed. #FuckTheGame