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here to laugh

[. @rampbase]

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[Javier Milei @JMilei]

FESTEJO MUNDIAL
Dada la inquietud sobre los festejos por el logro alcanzado por la Selección Argentina, comunico a la población que, en función de lo que decidan los Jugadores y el Cuerpo Técnico respecto al día para celebrar, el mismo será declararado feriado nacional.

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

“The worst World Cup match I’ve ever played was the 2022 semi-final against Morocco. 😂 I spent almost an hour and a half talking to Hakimi. We were planning our holiday, and we were just chatting. Then I looked at the clock, ‘Time’s going… I need to score now.’”

— Kylian Mbappé

[Opta Analyst @OptaAnalyst]

Spain are now unbeaten in their last 38 matches in all competitions, the longest ever run by any men's European national team in history (W29 D9).

[. @rampbase]

Make them go bed. The athleticism isn't there anymore

[Josh A @jampadu]

I dunno. I suspect he and Ronaldo will be back in 2030.

[EA SPORTS FC @EASPORTSFC]

We've predicted four in a row. Now we've run the sim again.

The next champion? 🇪🇸

[. @rampbase]

@Gh_Kasparov what did I tell you?

[. @rampbase]

Spain go play this Argentina team off the park. Messi no go touch the ball ef

[. @rampbase]

Nico Williams he fool anaa?

[. @rampbase]

Merino paa

[. @rampbase]

If Tuchel defend like this, you people go complain saa

[. @rampbase]

Chale it's a clean goal

[. @rampbase]

Merino dagger incoming

[. @rampbase]

Enzo didn't need to go for that ball

[BANNERMAN @frank_bannerman]

Strait of Hormuz has never seen this much oil

[dank @cptdankkk]

Mike Tyson says he quit cocaine and alcohol for 5 years after smoking toad venom

“I had the experience of smoking some of the toad venom that comes from the toad. You bust its little pimple and the puss comes out. We put it on a window or a mirror, it hardens up, we make fine ash out of it, like sawdust or whatever, and we smoke it”

“Then we smoke it, and once you smoke it, let the smoke out. You hold it for as long as possible. You let it out, and then you go to another dimension. Then you realize all you did in life, you didn't do shit. This is the closest I ever been to God”

“Oh shit, it'll blow your motherfucking mind. It will blow your mind for you to know how powerful you are. I did it around 60 times. It's always a different experience. It blows your mind what you saw”

“I saw the ancient shit, like the Aztec, shit from Africa. I saw my ancestors during prehistoric times. It's really creepy. And then next thing you know, you wake up and you're crying or something”

“If I ever saw somebody take it before I did, I would never take it. I was high. I was on cocaine. I was on cocaine when I took it. I was doing crazy shit. I took that, I ain't get high for five years. Didn't touch liquor or cocaine in five years. I was 100 pounds overweight. I got in shape to fight. That's what that did to me”

[bet365 @bet365]

Minutes played since August 2025:

Declan Rice - 5,394
Chelsea - 5,310
Liverpool - 5,130
Tottenham - 4,680
Man Utd - 3,600

[Meech @MeechAura]

This game had everything. 😮‍💨🍿

[. @rampbase]

@elliot_solution Scanning qr code for the restaurant menu

[. @rampbase]

Tell them!

[🇬🇭 Ghana Premier League @GhanaLeague]

🧤🇬🇭Hearts of Oak's Benjamin Asare is the only goalkeeper to record a clean sheet against England at the 2026 FIFA World Cup.

#GPL

[🇬🇭 Ghana Premier League @GhanaLeague]

🧤🇬🇭Hearts of Oak's Benjamin Asare is the only goalkeeper to record a clean sheet against England at the 2026 FIFA World Cup.

#GPL

[AFCAMDEN @AFCAMDEN]

3 goals and 3 assists in the World Cup for Bukayo Saka, despite only starting 3 games.