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[Tweetetsreiter @rampthechamp]

Friday Day off in your thirties: doc appt, narrowed down the house plant choices to three, car to the shop to extinguish check engine light, bought a lampshade online, floss, organized bookshelf, sustain the life of my two children, neat whiskey at 8pm, bed by 9:45. LET'S GO!

[Tweetetsreiter @rampthechamp]

@Giannis_An34 Please play tomorrow if the knee feels strong! We've gotten Bucks tix for my kid's bday three years in a row and missed you each time.

[Tweetetsreiter @rampthechamp]

Alright! My feed over there is officially filled with NBA dunk highlights and distasteful jokes about CEO murder. I'm gone. https://t.co/5j7lTxnH4O

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

A more brave front office would’ve moved granny to food prep years ago and switched to a solid platoon system of aunts and picked up a few daughter-in-law‘s in free agency.

[Tweetetsreiter @rampthechamp]

Jumbo-tron is an elite name for something.

[Tweetetsreiter @rampthechamp]

Work has me down, but I'm adopting a shooters mentality. When you're 0-10, the only thought is, I'm about to be 1 for 11.

[Tweetetsreiter @rampthechamp]

In King of the Hill, when the four men all stand by the street, what beer would you say they're drinking?

[Tweetetsreiter @rampthechamp]

Saw a friend from a distance before a kids musical show. I hadn't seen them in 10 years. It was clear we both recognized each other, but then we both decided not to say Hey. It was excellent.

[Tweetetsreiter @rampthechamp]

My mom calls her spouse daily as much as I call mine monthly.

[Tweetetsreiter @rampthechamp]

Holidays coming: boomers holding up their phone making you say hi to your siblings who couldn't attend.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Cheers to giving people what they want on their birthday!!

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Daily Reminder: Medicare for All would save $650 billion and 68,000 lives each and every year.

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Dyson signing off on the Great Barrier Thief nickname is a major development.

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

If you insist.

[Tweetetsreiter @rampthechamp]

Turning the subtitles on while my kids watch Big City Greens. Whelp! That oughta do it. They're a learning. Killing the dad game.

[Tweetetsreiter @rampthechamp]

No! You need to EARN a living. Personal responsibility. Billionaires are better and deserve that shit. If you have to make near impossible choices and it does work out, DIE! Value the dollar. Worship the fortunate.

[Tweetetsreiter @rampthechamp]

Top 5 interviews

[Alyssa Lang @AlyssaLang]

Timeless advice. Nerds clusters, still the elite of the elite. Happy Halloween, miss you coach ❤️🏴‍☠️

[Dr. $cooter McGavin @Moneycotty]

SCREAMING IN MY LIVING ROOM

[Jonathan Berk @berkie1]

“No single legislative action did more to contribute to housing creation than the elimination of parking minimums.”

- Director of City Planning

📍 Minneapolis, MN