Chase Beydler

[vibe instructor✌🏾🐝 @Vanessa_ABee]

was it by “drinking raw milk”

[NBC News @NBCNews]

When the U.S. men’s national soccer team plays at home, its most loyal fans traditionally sit right behind a goal to cheer on the team.

But when the Americans kick off the World Cup next week, FIFA is seating them in the “nose bleeds,” according to a major U.S. fan group.

“These are the worst tickets that I’ve ever seen out of the five World Cups I’ve been to,” American Outlaws President Brian Hexsel says. https://t.co/hNJjr9FIDU

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

BREAKING:

The House Oversight Committee has released the transcript of its interview with Pam Bondi.

Bondi said Todd Blanche "oversaw the entire" Epstein investigation.

https://t.co/Mod22hDCYG

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

One of the biggest problems we face is that right wingers are just kind of dumb

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

This is cool until it’s revealed the only purpose is to cut it out and stick it in a trading card

[Ana Ceballos @anaceballos_]

President Trump unexpectedly called press into the Oval Office to talk about the reflecting pool project.

Minutes later, he holds up this chart:

[Lydia Polgreen @lpolgreen]

It is striking that it doesn't occur to this person that a 68-year-old man who has made a lot of money might care about his integrity far more than about his next paycheck. Maybe at that age you decide working for Temu Fox News just isn't worth it and hang it up!

[Joel D. Anderson 🆓 @byjoelanderson]

man, who should we believe: someone who's virtually never gotten along with her colleagues in a true newsroom and was previously accused of being a terrible manager at their previous stop, or the multi-Emmy-Peabody-Polk award winner beloved by his co-workers?

[Britni Danielle @BritniDWrites]

So Virginia can't use their new map, which was approved by voters. But Alabama can?

But sure, SCOTUS isn't "political"

[Jamesetta Williams 💕 @jamesetta_w]

I’m not here to spread conspiracy theories. But I am here to ask journalists who made age & fitness the most covered issue of 2024 why they don’t seem to care

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Probably the dumbest thing one could say about insurance:

[Sam Stein @samstein]

My takeaway from this: Trump can still read polls

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Breaking NYT:

In a move that disproportionately targets women and minority officers, Pete Hegseth recently blocked the promotions of at least seven Navy officers who had been selected by a board of senior Navy admirals.

The decision appears driven by his anti-diversity stance rather than based on merit. https://t.co/9eesu4F4Jo

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

what are the odds that Trump believes this is real footage

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

If we'd won and it was Dem Advance planning America250 we would have like Beyonce, Gaga, and Springsteen backed up by the New Orleans and Washington Philharmonics with fireworks flying off aircraft carriers and parades and concerts in every city.

Nope. Trump and an MMA fight.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Ossoff: He’s trying to put his face on the money. He's building a monument to himself . But see, Atlanta, he's doing these things now because no one will honor him when he’s gone… because he's a failed president and a national disgrace.

[CXCarroll @CXCarroll]

This is going to sound insane but a YouTuber tried to help a guy get back $200k in Legos stolen by the owner of a resale shop, Bricks and Minifigs. The owner was so connected with the local police that he got the YouTuber arrested 4x every time on bogus charges.