Matt

## You definitely don’t know me irl. ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡• Or take a picture it’ll last longer ##ComplainGang #Vent #FakeEverything

[Matt @ramsnackle]

i feel like a creature you can observe in a tank and people are knocking on the glass

[Matt @ramsnackle]

i just got these sharp stabbing pains in my chest at work thank god i only have a week left in this hellhole. then i start at another equally demanding job the following monday my employment ends here GOOD LORDDDDD RELEASE MEEEEEEEE

[Matt @ramsnackle]

showing up to the function & pretending i care about what they’re watching but it’s very obvious i don’t. now it’s obvious im trying too hard to act like a person

[Matt @ramsnackle]

live tweeting being at a function where i’ve never wanted to watch an episode of something less in my life . no joke

[Matt @ramsnackle]

when ur pretty no one will tell you you’re cringe but when ur ugly everyone feels the need to point it out #showerthoughts

[Matt @ramsnackle]

being a former fat kid is a unique experience because people make it soooo obvious when they have a preference for the fatter inherently funnier more insecure version of u. like oh im sure i was easier to get along with when i was a doormat & hated myself duhhhhh

[Matt @ramsnackle]

live tweeting from my very mysterious important work . from my research i’ve gathered the higher up you are on the corporate ladder the more insufferable you are to be around. idk why i thought this job would be cake

[Matt @ramsnackle]

@SleeepyCannibal been saying this for the years and no one listens to me smh

[Matt @ramsnackle]

person i told to fawk off fr isn’t talking to me

[Matt @ramsnackle]

daily affirmations: you start a job for something you actually like in the fall stop bitching

[Matt @ramsnackle]

longest hiring process i’ve ever gone through for a booty job

[Matt @ramsnackle]

alcohol is so cool i can drink so much every day without getting addicted PLUS NO negative side effects

[Matt @ramsnackle]

am i “inactive” or did i just take a temporary vow of silence for spiritual and therapeutic purposes

[Matt @ramsnackle]

@aletheia_ethe hope things get better for you 🔜

[Matt @ramsnackle]

cannot stop doing this emote irl

[Matt @ramsnackle]

@SleeepyCannibal secret third option maybe like decompress and watch a show or something

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[Matt @ramsnackle]

making peace with the fact im never getting a nintendo switch 2 unfortunately

[Matt @ramsnackle]

4/20 sale at my local dispo im so happy :D GIVE IT TO ME NOW

[Matt @ramsnackle]

i love watching youtuber discourse slop it it vexes me yet i cannot stop watching it. sometimes i need to turn my brain off sue me