Martin Skjæran

Official Twitter account⚽️ pro footballer for Rana FK❤️ Married to my boo Gustav

[Martin Skjæran @ran_skj]

Glen Johnson

[UEFA Europa League @EuropaLeague]

All-time favourite English player? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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To all the clubs in favor of the ESL, I want you to take a long walk on a short pier. #NoToEuropeanSuperLeague

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Where do I aply for the job? 🤤🤤
#thirsty

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Work done! 💪🏽😘

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Wijnaldum is a hoe #DutchBastard

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#gamesgonesoft

[Adrian_Marstrander_official @OfficialAdrianM]

Salah tonight

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Dier>trent

[EmrikMcMox @EmrikMc]

People said TAA was better than Fuso Mensah.....

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Alisson Yesterday

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Unpopular opinion Liverpools home kits are red #SorryNotSorry

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Trent tonight

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Phillips is built like a brick shithouse #steroids?

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Vinicius the wanker #SuddenlyBecameCR7

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Yessss Trent, fucking Trent. Let’s fucking have it.

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Big dick energy

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

🔴 Liverpool have conceded twice in the first half of a Champions League knockout game for the first time since the 2005 final against AC Milan...

#UCL

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Militaõ looks like Megamind #MassiveHead

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Up yours you fat fucking spaniards. #ZidaneTheEgg

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

51' | 2-1 | Gol de Salah.
#UCL

[Martin Skjæran @ran_skj]

Brother play to Arnold. On my mother’s life. He is playing with us.
-Karim Benzema (probably)

[Martin Skjæran @ran_skj]

Brother don’t play to Arnold. On my mother’s life. He is playing against us.”