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Archer, small business owner, crafter, tired ballet mom.

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@Starbucks ?????

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@starbucks I made the mistake of placing a mobile order at your Yreka location and it was supposed to be ready at 3:05 it is now 3:22. I placed my order at 2:52 PM what’s up with that?

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☔️🌂🏈☔️🌂🏈☔️🌂🏈☔️🌂🏈☔️🌂🏈

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Michael Penix takes a page from fellow Seattle QB Geno Smith: “They tried to write us off, but we ain’t write back!”

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@RBR_Daily I'm not usually a Texas defender, but I'd like to think F1 fans are cooler than that, even in Texas. They were booing the Texas governor, not Max. #F1 #USGP2023

[SAVE A SEAT FOR ME (Simon & Schuster, 2026) @NewBlackMan]

HBCUs have been underfunded by $12 billion, federal officials reveal

https://t.co/iZ1r89tPiB

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

This is MAGAnomics.

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@Fibby1123 @MeepMeepNation @ColtonBMc The @Mariners have one and I have to look away every time a player celebrates with it. My nerves can’t take it. I imagine a slip and trip to the ER.

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Now on espn news

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@espn why am I watching high school football when formula 1 practice should be on???? WHY?????

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@DR3RBW @espn Found it on ESPN NEWS

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I heard it too.

[Cali @CaliXSino]

I’m so tired of Chris Evert bro shut the hell up. “No player is bigger than the sport.” Serena was/is. Shut up about it.

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#FlyFlyAwayFridaySweepstakes

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

✈️ REPOST TO WIN ✈️

It’s Friday and that means it’s time to fly, fly away! Just hit that repost button for a chance to win 50,044 @AlaskaAir miles and a Gameday Package! #FlyFlyAwaySweepstakes https://t.co/uJOxLRq69i

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@Dexerto But Apple caved when they wanted to change the app name to one letter when the policy was it had to be at least two.

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#FlyFlyAwayFridaySweepstakes
#FlyFlyAwaySweepstakes

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

✈️ RETWEET TO WIN ✈️

It’s time to fly, fly away! All you need to do is hit that retweet button for a chance to win 50,044 @AlaskaAir miles and a Gameday Package! #FlyFlyAwaySweepstakes https://t.co/uJOxLRq69i

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

✈️ RETWEET TO WIN ✈️

It’s time to fly, fly away! All you need to do is hit that retweet button for a chance to win 50,044 @AlaskaAir miles and a Gameday Package! #FlyFlyAwaySweepstakes https://t.co/uJOxLRq69i

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@ReignOfApril That’s how we did it back in the day. And painter’s pants! ☺️

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For some reason…this did not surprise me. I think they are the ones getting caught (holding the bag💰💰💰) and/or taking the fall. Totally beside the point…

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Again, Jason isn’t worrying about business owner getting money stolen, he’s only worried about crimes black people commit

The VAST MAJORITY (76%) of business losses due to crime is caused by embezzlement & forgery.

52% of embezzlers are WHITE WOMEN (shocked me too!)

[Pop Faction @PopFactions]

“It's a couple things about your job I wanna know. When you shoot your movie do this n***** turn you on? When you leave the set do ya'll still text each other phone? Just because they filmin' it, it don't mean that it ain't wrong.”

— Halle Bailey’s Z-List boyfriend DDG on her friendship with Jonah Hauer-King.

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I’m Gen X and office tech support bros try to talk to me like I’ve never used a computer before. A few minutes later I’ve taught them a thing or two.

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@chescaleigh The wear and tear on their bodies is worth at least $42/hr.