Em

gas station cheese stick

[em @emweener]

none of yall are working as hard as me

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

Massachusetts absolutely cooking right now. Hub of the universe.

[whack-a-mole victim @gloryoftheocean]

ziplock bag ive been using as a wallet this summer tore open completely

[Rx Queen @iendurepain]

When i was younger id bite my DS out of anger usually when playing cooking mama

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

TAKE ME TO YOUR BEST FRIEND’S HOUSE I LOVED YOU THEN AND I LOVE YOU NOW!!!!!!!!!!

[Saltydkdan @saltydkdan]

The Camera Tracking in this is like IDENTICAL to a Zelda Twilight Princess cutscene and I can’t really articulate why

[Em @ranchcryptid]

@bp_hamm “walk to frog and toad” 💀

[frax @fraxiommusic]

are you capable of love even though you are from Massachusetts

[Em @ranchcryptid]

@bp_hamm that’s weird, when I was changing my address for my old car loan I HAD to go into a branch and show my ID to change my address

[كلثوم @kokididthat]

Anyways fuck that hoe

[Jordan @itsjordanapps]

when the edible hits everyone at the same time

[Em @ranchcryptid]

Pre-gaming market basket with taco bell because the threat of diarrhea makes grocery shopping more exciting

[Rico @Nupe_4life]

My knee would sound like someone putting bullets in a microwave

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

going in the audience and handing out pamphlets for wellbutrin

[Viall Woman @sampv92]

@luxxnoirlondon

[lari @martiniposting]

Bf just prefaced a YouTube video he was showing me with “I can’t believe you’ve never seen this” and it had 102 views

[Em @ranchcryptid]

saying seekonk like a donkey

[Em @ranchcryptid]

Luv to have a nice relaxing bath where my cat dips his paw in and flicks water in my face

[Em @ranchcryptid]

the raw sexual energy of fig jam