maddie b raps

shit posting invasive thoughts

[beN @benshotonfilm]

Joe Biden locking in with three adderalls and whatever he could find in Hunter’s jacket

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

[meg @SWIFTS0SSLUT]

me jumping off a very tall something if we don’t get rep tv announcement tonight https://t.co/On95zKujAZ

[maddie b raps @ranchdillpickle]

naming my daughter Gina, short for Vagina

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

Most men live lives of quiet retardation

[Pie Enthusiast ⚔️ @PieEnthusiast1]

i hate bowlers

[maddie b raps @ranchdillpickle]

@PieEnthusiast1 me but with kissing my friends (female)

[maddie b raps @ranchdillpickle]

are you more cock and balls or balls and cock

[maddie b raps @ranchdillpickle]

seeing the biggest assholes in high school turn into the most loving and devoted boyfriends in college is astonishing behavior

[maddie b raps @ranchdillpickle]

@mrozario19 @NASAglenn yay matt ‼️‼️

[maddie b raps @ranchdillpickle]

nothing makes me question my faith in God more than Jimmy Buffet dying before Mitch McConnell

[maddie b raps @ranchdillpickle]

me if stealing hearts was illegal

[maddie b raps @ranchdillpickle]

the surprise tattoo gumball machine but instead it’s at a plastic surgeons office and it’s full of surprise plastic surgeries

[maddie b raps @ranchdillpickle]

“I’m not like other girls”
okay blow a snot rocket rn

[maddie b raps @ranchdillpickle]

are you more cock and balls or balls and cock

[maddie b raps @ranchdillpickle]

do I like him or do I like his wallet